{"id":1344,"date":"2007-11-22T22:51:12","date_gmt":"2007-11-23T03:51:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/65.175.102.14\/?p=1344"},"modified":"2012-05-08T22:51:55","modified_gmt":"2012-05-09T03:51:55","slug":"i-dont-want-to-do-this-but-i-cant-help-myself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/?p=1344","title":{"rendered":"I don&#8217;t want to do this, but I can&#8217;t help myself"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/dr_evil_sign_b4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"334\" border=\"0\" \/><\/center><br \/>\nI was out poking around and noticed this sign for a local insurance agency, located on the east end of The Strip in Mandan. The mischievous part of me noticed something about this sign that had me dashing for Photoshop:<\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"border: 0pt none;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/dr_evil_sign.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"334\" border=\"0\" \/><\/center>What a resemblance, eh? I dare say it&#8217;s&#8230;breathtaking. I&#8217;m a big Austin Powers Fan, so it wasn&#8217;t a huge stretch for me to envision this little prank. I don&#8217;t mean any disrespect, I just thought that this would be a funny comparison.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was out poking around and noticed this sign for a local insurance agency, located on the east end of The Strip in Mandan. The mischievous part of me noticed something about this sign that had me dashing for Photoshop: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/?p=1344\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1344","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funnyunusual","category-signs-logos-typos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1344","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1344"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1344\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1346,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1344\/revisions\/1346"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}