{"id":1479,"date":"2008-03-06T00:13:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-06T05:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/65.175.102.14\/?p=1479"},"modified":"2012-05-20T00:13:31","modified_gmt":"2012-05-20T05:13:31","slug":"what-you-mean-you-dont-have-your-own-fragrance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/?p=1479","title":{"rendered":"What…you mean you DON’T have your own fragrance?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/center>One could accuse me of a clever Photoshop, I’m sure…but these are legit, folks. When I was a kid, Avon came out with a “Clint” line of products. Thankfully my mom scarfed up a set for me, and they’ve remained in my souvenir box ever since. There’s soap, talc, cologne, after shave, and roll-on deodorant.<\/p>\n

What do they smell like? I couldn’t tell you right now; I’m still getting over the flu, so my nose as stuffed as a Democrat ballot box. I don’t recall the fragrance exactly, but I’m pretty sure it doesn’t smell like me<\/strong>. That would never hit the market!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

One could accuse me of a clever Photoshop, I’m sure…but these are legit, folks. When I was a kid, Avon came out with a “Clint” line of products. Thankfully my mom scarfed up a set for me, and they’ve remained … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cool"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1479"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1479\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1481,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1479\/revisions\/1481"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}