{"id":2088,"date":"2009-08-06T06:25:40","date_gmt":"2009-08-06T11:25:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/65.175.102.14\/?p=2088"},"modified":"2013-06-14T16:11:10","modified_gmt":"2013-06-14T21:11:10","slug":"the-funniest-8-ton-door-youll-see-all-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/?p=2088","title":{"rendered":"The funniest 8-ton door you&#8217;ll see all day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bismarck-mandan.com\/images\/lcf_door_45126.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" border=\"0\" \/><\/center>It&#8217;s larger than the door to my underground blogging bunker here at the ol&#8217; BMB, and since it&#8217;s in a decomissioned missile facility it has fewer loaded weapons behind it. But it sure is funnier than anything I&#8217;ve got, since my wife won&#8217;t let me paint our doors! This is the door to the underground Minuteman II launch facility at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nps.gov\/mimi\" target=\"_blank\">Minuteman Missile National Historic Site<\/a> in lovely Cactus Flat, South Dakota. I made a trip there last week after encountering the site by chance en route to a video shoot much earlier. The door you see here goes to the hardened &#8220;capsule&#8221; that missileers would inhabit 24\/7, ready to launch the missiles under their control. Not only does it weigh 8 tons, it also is lined by very large steel pins that lock into place when the door is secured.<\/p>\n<p>If you have ever watched the movie War Games, and\/or you don&#8217;t live in North Dakota, you may have the impression that nuclear missile launch facilities were hidden. Wrong. Travel central North Dakota and you&#8217;ll discover that neither are hidden or secret, there are signs pointing to them, and that people in the area find them rather commonplace. Even so, taking a tour of this park corrected a lot of misconceptions I had about life in the missile wing.<\/p>\n<p>North Dakota has recently opened a state park Minuteman site, which I haven&#8217;t had the opportunity to visit. You can find out more about it by visiting the websites for it at either <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oscarzero.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">OscarZero.com<\/a> or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.history.nd.gov\/historicsites\/minutemanmissile\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\">the State Historical Society&#8217;s page<\/a>. Even cooler: our state site is called the Ronald Reagan Minuteman Missile State Historic Site. Chalk one up for the Gipper!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s larger than the door to my underground blogging bunker here at the ol&#8217; BMB, and since it&#8217;s in a decomissioned missile facility it has fewer loaded weapons behind it. But it sure is funnier than anything I&#8217;ve got, since &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/?p=2088\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2088","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funnyunusual","category-military"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2088","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2088"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2088\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2089,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2088\/revisions\/2089"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2088"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2088"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2088"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}