{"id":2641,"date":"2010-10-22T23:41:20","date_gmt":"2010-10-23T04:41:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/65.175.102.14\/?p=2641"},"modified":"2013-07-01T10:09:56","modified_gmt":"2013-07-01T15:09:56","slug":"ive-found-your-new-septic-service","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/?p=2641","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ve found your new septic service"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/stimulus_truck_8267.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"267\" border=\"0\" \/><\/center>I left work early today, knocking off at 11 am and heading out with my cameras in the truck to see what I could see. While turning around to go back and get a different shot I spied this truck, and was able to meet its owner. Wait for the punchline&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/stimulus_truck_8273.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" border=\"0\" \/><\/center>Yes, I know, this is a rather unconventional name. I&#8217;m aware of the connotations. It&#8217;s a little crude for my liking, but I&#8217;ll make an exception in this case. Make note of the phone number, because if you have a septic system you may wish to choose this guy to service it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/stimulus_truck_8274.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"280\" border=\"0\" \/><\/center>With a sense of humor like this and political orientation in line with most North Dakotans I know, I predict success for this small business. The back of this truck (the punchline I described earlier) is hilarious and say sin a few words everything you need to know about the North Dakota political environment.<\/p>\n<p>As we send Byron Dorgan packing due to his surrender and look forward to converting Earl Pomeroy to civilian status at the ballot box in <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">two and a half weeks<\/span> a week and a half, we&#8217;re going to need a legislative pumper truck to evacuate much of the damage they&#8217;ve caused or in which they&#8217;ve had a hand. See, this truck is good for so many metaphors when it comes to Washington, DC!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I left work early today, knocking off at 11 am and heading out with my cameras in the truck to see what I could see. While turning around to go back and get a different shot I spied this truck, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/?p=2641\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,14,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2641","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-around-bismarck-mandan","category-funnyunusual","category-other"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2641","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2641"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2641\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2642,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2641\/revisions\/2642"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}