{"id":3020,"date":"2011-12-08T18:20:13","date_gmt":"2011-12-08T23:20:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/65.175.102.14\/?p=3020"},"modified":"2013-07-02T14:23:47","modified_gmt":"2013-07-02T19:23:47","slug":"whoa-i-actually-found-something-bacon-cant-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/?p=3020","title":{"rendered":"Whoa… I actually found something bacon CAN’T do"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/center>It can’t make me eat crickets. I stopped at Roberts Floral on 8th Street tonight to pick up some flowers for my lovely wife – she earned ’em – and these flavor-coated little beasties were in a display next to the cash register. Yikes. Bonus: the young lady preparing my flowers said that they crunch like sunflower seeds!<\/p>\n

There are other flavors, too. The only one that put me into a momentary moral crisis, of course, were the bacon and cheese variety. Not for long. So what if a female florist is more manly than I am when it comes to trying these things?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It can’t make me eat crickets. I stopped at Roberts Floral on 8th Street tonight to pick up some flowers for my lovely wife – she earned ’em – and these flavor-coated little beasties were in a display next to … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3020","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funnyunusual"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3020","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3020"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3020\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3021,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3020\/revisions\/3021"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}