{"id":4315,"date":"2014-11-23T01:04:40","date_gmt":"2014-11-23T06:04:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/?p=4315"},"modified":"2014-11-23T01:04:40","modified_gmt":"2014-11-23T06:04:40","slug":"ill-tell-you-what-it-is-if-you-tell-me-how-to-ride-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/?p=4315","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ll tell you what it is if you tell me how to ride it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2014\/11\/trike_32225.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4314\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2014\/11\/trike_32225.jpg\" alt=\"trike_32225\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2014\/11\/trike_32225.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2014\/11\/trike_32225-150x99.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2014\/11\/trike_32225-450x300.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a>If I tell you that these are full sized pumpkins, would that help you understand how large this trike is?\u00a0 It&#8217;s north of Bismarck, and there&#8217;s no way you&#8217;re pedaling anything from that seat way there.\u00a0 The long poles coming from the &#8220;pedals&#8221; on the front wheel look intriguing, though&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I tell you that these are full sized pumpkins, would that help you understand how large this trike is?\u00a0 It&#8217;s north of Bismarck, and there&#8217;s no way you&#8217;re pedaling anything from that seat way there.\u00a0 The long poles coming &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/?p=4315\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4315","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-around-bismarck-mandan","category-funnyunusual"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4315","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4315"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4315\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4316,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4315\/revisions\/4316"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}