{"id":4811,"date":"2015-11-16T02:15:25","date_gmt":"2015-11-16T07:15:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/?p=4811"},"modified":"2015-11-16T02:15:25","modified_gmt":"2015-11-16T07:15:25","slug":"hay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/?p=4811","title":{"rendered":"Hay!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2015\/11\/hay_tree_23072.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4812\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2015\/11\/hay_tree_23072-333x500.jpg\" alt=\"hay_tree_23072\" width=\"333\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2015\/11\/hay_tree_23072.jpg 333w, https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2015\/11\/hay_tree_23072-100x150.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2015\/11\/hay_tree_23072-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 333px) 100vw, 333px\" \/><\/a>Who among you has never done this on a road trip:\u00a0 Yell &#8220;Hay!&#8221; when driving by a bunch of stacked bales, maybe even pointing, then ridiculing anyone in the car who rubbernecks wondering what the &#8220;Hey!&#8221; was all about?\u00a0 If you haven&#8217;t, you don&#8217;t know what you&#8217;re missing.\u00a0 For the first ten miles, tops.\u00a0 All the way to Big Sky: the vehicle&#8217;s occupants could come to blows.<\/p>\n<p>Then you run the risk, being from North Dakota, of someone in the car declaring that it was <em>straw<\/em>, <strong>not<\/strong> hay&#8230;injecting utter buzzkill into one more semi-annoying way to pass the time on the road.<\/p>\n<p>Hey!\u00a0 (look up)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who among you has never done this on a road trip:\u00a0 Yell &#8220;Hay!&#8221; when driving by a bunch of stacked bales, maybe even pointing, then ridiculing anyone in the car who rubbernecks wondering what the &#8220;Hey!&#8221; was all about?\u00a0 If &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/?p=4811\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4811","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4811","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4811"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4811\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4813,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4811\/revisions\/4813"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}