{"id":5025,"date":"2016-04-30T23:23:09","date_gmt":"2016-05-01T04:23:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/?p=5025"},"modified":"2016-04-30T23:23:09","modified_gmt":"2016-05-01T04:23:09","slug":"my-name-is-sue-how-do-you-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/?p=5025","title":{"rendered":"My name is Sue!  How do you do?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2016\/04\/salem_sue_dji_0019.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5026\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2016\/04\/salem_sue_dji_0019-500x333.jpg\" alt=\"salem_sue_dji_0019\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2016\/04\/salem_sue_dji_0019.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2016\/04\/salem_sue_dji_0019-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2016\/04\/salem_sue_dji_0019-450x300.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a>I had the opportunity to swing thru New Salem the other night and pay the &#8220;World&#8217;s Largest Holstein Cow&#8221; a visit.\u00a0 The last time I had my little boy with me and he used his toy Vtech digital camera to take some 640&#215;480 stills of it.\u00a0 Well, this time I had a different angle in mind.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2016\/04\/salem_sue_dji_0073.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5028\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2016\/04\/salem_sue_dji_0073-333x500.jpg\" alt=\"salem_sue_dji_0073\" width=\"333\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2016\/04\/salem_sue_dji_0073.jpg 333w, https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2016\/04\/salem_sue_dji_0073-100x150.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2016\/04\/salem_sue_dji_0073-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 333px) 100vw, 333px\" \/><\/a>I&#8217;ve always wanted this angle, although she looks a little angry right now.\u00a0 Maybe that&#8217;s when I started getting the Johnny Cash song in my head.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2016\/04\/salem_sue_dji_0065.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5027\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2016\/04\/salem_sue_dji_0065-500x333.jpg\" alt=\"salem_sue_dji_0065\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2016\/04\/salem_sue_dji_0065.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2016\/04\/salem_sue_dji_0065-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2016\/04\/salem_sue_dji_0065-450x300.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a>And there&#8217;s the gleam in her eye, as she surveys the Morton County Fair site on the east side of School Hill.\u00a0 That won&#8217;t be till August, though.<\/p>\n<p>There are other giant fiberglass cows out there, but I can&#8217;t find any evidence of one bigger.\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/lessbeatenpaths.com\/fiberglass-giants-part-ii-giant-cows-pink-elephants\/\" target=\"_blank\">Here&#8217;s a site that details some of them.<\/a>\u00a0 Didn&#8217;t see another holstein, so perhaps New Salem&#8217;s claim holds true.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had the opportunity to swing thru New Salem the other night and pay the &#8220;World&#8217;s Largest Holstein Cow&#8221; 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