{"id":5071,"date":"2016-05-31T20:08:03","date_gmt":"2016-06-01T01:08:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/?p=5071"},"modified":"2016-05-31T20:09:48","modified_gmt":"2016-06-01T01:09:48","slug":"need-a-place-to-faceplant-in-mandan-look-no-further","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/?p=5071","title":{"rendered":"Need a place to faceplant in Mandan?  Look no further"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2016\/05\/faceplant_zone_ip_1764.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5069\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2016\/05\/faceplant_zone_ip_1764-333x500.jpg\" alt=\"faceplant_zone_ip_1764\" width=\"333\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2016\/05\/faceplant_zone_ip_1764.jpg 333w, https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2016\/05\/faceplant_zone_ip_1764-100x150.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2016\/05\/faceplant_zone_ip_1764-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 333px) 100vw, 333px\" \/><\/a>This sign has since been fixed, but as I stopped near the Trolley Bridge on my motorcycle a while ago I noticed it and thought it was slightly funny.\u00a0 Opinions may vary.\u00a0 It looks like the sign is indicating a Faceplant Zone, newly paved for your comfort!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2016\/05\/faceplant_zone_ip_1761.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5070\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2016\/05\/faceplant_zone_ip_1761-333x500.jpg\" alt=\"faceplant_zone_ip_1761\" width=\"333\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2016\/05\/faceplant_zone_ip_1761.jpg 333w, https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2016\/05\/faceplant_zone_ip_1761-100x150.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/images\/2016\/05\/faceplant_zone_ip_1761-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 333px) 100vw, 333px\" \/><\/a><em>What happens in Mandan stays in Mandan&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Folks are known to faceplant in Mandan, after all&#8230;why not have a zone just for them?\u00a0 The only problem is the traffic.\u00a0 Maybe that&#8217;s why they reconsidered and fixed the sign. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This sign has since been fixed, but as I stopped near the Trolley Bridge on my motorcycle a while ago I noticed it and thought it was slightly funny.\u00a0 Opinions may vary.\u00a0 It looks like the sign is indicating a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/?p=5071\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5070,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,14,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5071","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-around-bismarck-mandan","category-funnyunusual","category-signs-logos-typos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5071","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5071"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5071\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5072,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5071\/revisions\/5072"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5070"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5071"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5071"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckmandanblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5071"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}