Let’s get right to it: This thing has got the kind of lines a guy could think about when the lights go out and the head hits the pillow for the night. Absolute beauty. There isn’t a single thing about this Malibu that doesn’t ooze perfection.

Some of my fondest memories involve an Opel GT. In fact, I jumped out of one of these while it was in motion – no more than 25 miles per hour, I’m sure – during my impulsive teens. Those years are not to be confused with my impulsive twenties, impulsive thirties…you get the picture.

Fun fact about these gorgeous headlights: you pull a manual lever to reveal/retract them, and they spin sideways. Fun to watch, fun to actuate that lever.

Herbie! Always a show favorite. The Love Bug. No comment.

How do you sucker a guy like me into putting a photo of a Chrysler product on his blog? It ain’t easy: it involves a two-step process. Step one – obviously – is painting the thing Kawasaki Green.

Step two: Looney Tunes decals. Road Runner, more specifically. Of course, Peanuts would work too…but that wouldn’t be very Dodge now, would it?

I’ve got plenty more photos to come! Stay tuned…