
Monday night bridge



Unfortunately I didn’t get a chance to hang around and talk to the owner/creator of this beast. I think the conversation would have been insightful. I recognize the S-10 running gear because of the skidplates (I have a set on my truck, they’re standard) and the tastefully applied “Vortec” sticker on the front quarter.
What I’d really like to know is: is this the same fella who has a 4×4 Cadillac Fleetwood, presumably on a Chevy Suburban chassis, complete with nerf bars? Or the 4×4 Mercedes SL sedan? Inquiring minds want to know. They’d also probably like to know what possesses a man to do such a thing…wrong or right, these vehicles sure do stand out. Especially during a winter snow emergency.
I just got a copy of an email showing an albino deer with a touching story about it nearly getting hit by a car near Stanley. It was rescued and turned over to a game warden. Well, the first thing I do when I find something in my email is verify it. Turns out that this cute little guy is all over the net. He’s been found in Texas, Michigan, parts unknown, and now North Dakota! Always by the same loving family, although they seem to change their names slightly here and there. Shifty characters.

You can go to either snopes.com or just Google it to find out the truth.
So…the next time you find out about a million dollar offer from Bill Gates, or hear about a tax on emails, or get an inbox full of pictures too good to be true…check them out. Especially before forwarding them to your entire address book. Time spent checking your facts instead is a lot better than time spent trying to get your credibility back. Ask the New York Times.

Stunning is the contrast between the bleak colorless ground and the vibrant cloud-streaked sky. Of course, if we were playing by the rules, those dead stalks and leaves would be covered under a pillowy blanket of white. But not today.
My friend Tony, who’s traveled all over the world and to pretty much every state, still claims North Dakota sunsets as his favorite. He’s in Alaska with his new wife now, so that’s quite a complement to our state. We might not have Alaska’s mountains (or bears) but we sure do know how to put on a good show when it comes to sunsets and thunderstorms!
Jump on! If you’re an Internet junkie or frequent the blogosphere at all you’ve probably run into the Four Things Meme. What’s a “meme” you ask? According to the Wikipedia, it’s a piece of information traveling from one mind to another, with an analogy of “language as a virus.” That pretty well describes the “Four Things” phenomenon.
So, here are my answers to the list that’s going around:
Four jobs you’ve had in your life:
1. Ski patrol at a famous ski resort
2. Undercover shoplifting investigator
3. TV news technical director
4. Law enforcement
Four movies you could watch over and over:
1. Real Genius
2. Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
3. Paulie
4. Top Gun
Four Places You’ve Lived:
1. Montana
2. North Dakota
(that’s all I’ve got…various places around each state)
Four TV shows you love to watch:
1. Boston Legal
2. 24
3. Seinfeld
4. Miami Vice
Four Places you’ve been on vacation:
1. Deals Gap, NC
2. Disney World
3. Glacier Park
4. Brainerd International Raceway
Four blogs you visit daily:
1. Tween
2. XPLSVtv
3. FARK.com
4. Any of the fine blogs (mostly ND) listed on the panel to the right
Four of your favorite foods:
1. Italian Sausage Pizziola Pasta at “The Walrus” in Bismarck
2. A&B Pizza – italian sausage with black olives
3. Applebee’s boneless buffalo wings – heavy on the sauce
4. Bourbon Street Steak
Four places I’d rather be:
1. Bed
2. Racing my motorcycles
3. SCUBA diving in warm caribbean water
4. Snowboarding the top of Challenger
Four albums I can’t live without:
1. Vince Guaraldi: “Charlie Brown Christmas”
2. Tangerine Dream: “Pergamon”
3. Seal: self-titled
4. B-52’s: “Naked on the Moon”
Four vehicles I’ve owned:
1. Nine motorcycles, several at the moment
2. Chevy Astro van with a stick shift
3. Chevy Luv pickup with a tendency to get airborne
4. Snowboard “Mavis”
Four people to be “tagged” who have to complete this:
(Consider yourself “tagged” if you’re reading this.)
I believe the route “around the world” started at least as far back as the 1970’s. It’s a route along a set of narrow, windy gravel county roads west of Mandan. I’m told that stoners used to drive this route and do their thing; I can’t attest to that. In fact, I never even heard it called “Around the World” until a few years ago.
My first encounter was actually part of a mountain biking trip. In the early 1990s during the Bike Route store’s heyday there were lots of neat organized rides. One such destination was at a big chunk of beautiful land called “The World” by local bikers. I’d heard about the place but never been there. So I threw my bike in my truck and followed some guys out there.
As it turns out, “The World” is land that had been owned by my best friend until about 1987! It’s a beautiful parcel with a valley below, a big cedar A-frame house facing the southwest…and open to mountain bikers! It was a fun realization…and incredible biking. And while nobody could tell me why it was called “The World,” I think we can connect the dots here.
But “Around the World” still hadn’t occurred to me. What is it? Well, it’s basically a dirt road that takes you from Highway 10, about 10 miles west of Mandan, to Highway 6, about 5 miles south of Mandan. Head west on Highway 10. When you reach County Road 83 at the top of a hill, take a left and off you go. Be careful, though. The road is narrow in places, windy with blind corners, and has some steep dropoffs too. Oncoming traffic is NOT easy to see in many parts of this road.

Follow the road for quite a while until it curves west. At this point it technically becomes County Road 138. At this point you’re Mandan bound again. There are several intersections, but don’t be tempted to turn on any of them or it could be a long day. If you see a sign indicating County Road 83 again, don’t take it. Stay on the road you’re on.

A short while later due east and ta da! — County Road 138 intersects Highway 6 right beside the Mandan Airport. You’ll see the rotating white/green beacon as you approach. Then just hop Highway 6 back into town, and you’re driven Around the World!

I am not proficient when it comes to reading “gangsta” but out of this I get a crown, an unintelligble character and “PS Krew.” Well, PS must stand for Pusillanimous* Spraypainters or something. In any case, what’s the point? You’ve painted it where nobody’s even gonna see it till Spring.

So, if you’re looking at tagging around Bismarck or Mandan, do us a favor. Show a little initiative and do it where there’s constant traffic. Take some risks…and pay the penalty when you’re caught. Otherwise, just huff the contents of your spray can and save us all the inconvenience. Cowards.
*pusillanimous = “contemptibly timid”

I talked to a DJ friend of mine a short while ago, and she said it’s great that she can pre-record the bits where she talks between the songs, get her whole day recorded in a couple of hours, and be home giving her little kids a bath while she’s on the air. But how good is that for us, the listeners? What happens during severe weather or local emergency? Any radio station that does choose to do local stuff, and not pre-record their DJs into a computer and stuff ’em in a playlist, deserves our support. Otherwise all the local stuff will go the way of Dakota Prime Time. That will do area listeners a huge disservice.
For the record, KFYR’s not automated during primetime. I don’t know how things are operating these days in local radio, but when I left the broadcasting busines one person would oversee several stations. If we ever had an emergency such as the ammonia spill in Minot, there’s no way one guy could get the word out on all stations in a manner consistent with a broadcaster’s duty of public service.
KFYR-AM is still the state’s EAS (Emergency Alert System) leader from what I recall, which pretty much means they can never go fully automated. I suggest they use that to an advantage, and do something better than have a guy playing tired Eagles songs during primetime.

