‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house…not a creature was stirring, not even a US Senator from North Dakota

I had some errands to run last night on my way to the law enforcement center to hang out with some friends who were on duty. My wife and boys were in bed and I wanted to let the guys know I appreciate them and wish ’em a Merry Christmas. I couldn’t help but satisfy my curiosity and swing by the apartment building that Senators Kent Conrad and Byron Dorgan use to claim North Dakota citizenship on paper for re-election purposes. Kent Conrad sold this apartment building to an LLC that he set up for $1 a few years ago, then refinanced it on a sweetheart mortgage deal from Countrywide Financial. Conrad was “cleared” by an ethics committee once the Democrats gained control of it in the 2008 elections and pulled pranks like changing the locks on the hearing room doors to keep Republicans from asking him tough questions. Members of that oversight committee had their own Countrywide problems they wanted to go away, as well.

The two buildings are part of one property. Apartment #1 in the building on the right belongs to Sen. Conrad. It’s the dark set of windows on the left side of the second floor. Apartment #8 in the building on the left belongs to Sen. Dorgan. It’s the dark set of windows on the bottom back corner. It doesn’t look like they’re “home” for Christmas.

I don’t know about Senator Byron “Skybox” Dorgan, but perhaps the Conrads are enjoying the holidays at the million dollar beach home that Sen. Conrad failed to list on his required financial disclosure forms. After all, it would save him the unpleasant possibility of having to face his constituents over his behavior in recent Senate votes.

Then again, maybe they’re so tired from stabbing North Dakotans in the back yesterday by voting for the health care takeover bill that the majority of North Dakotans oppose. That’s tough work, contorting yourself between the carefully crafted image you portray back in North Dakota and the lockstep liberal you really are in Washington, DC!

It’s time to send these guys packing, and throw little Earl Pomeroy out to boot. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

The True Meaning of Christmas

Despite all the efforts to combat it, Christmas is here. What was once a celebration of Christ’s birth has become artfully hijacked. In some ways it’s been converted into a time of commercialism. In others it’s become simply a time of tradition; family, food, fun. I’m not saying the exchange of gifts is bad and, quite frankly, this world needs more tradition and family time. Whether good or bad, these things are a distraction from the true meaning of Christmas.

One thing I first realized when I became a Christian is that there’s way more to the Christmas story than I’d ever known. Jesus didn’t suddenly spring up and change the way God dealt with man forever; his birth was foretold. Around the time of his conception, you didn’t have to explain to an Israelite who the Messiah was. He was foretold by the prophets. His lineage was known and predicted, as well as his birthplace of Bethlehem. They were literally waiting for him to arrive. Check out Isaiah 53 and you’ll see how important Christ’s arrival is, and what was foretold.

Another thing I realized is that we Gentiles are not God’s chosen people; Israel is. We, however, through the faith in Jesus that his nation didn’t have, are grafted in. In both the old and new testaments, Jesus is referred to as a light to the Gentiles. As Paul points out in Romans, the grace God shows the Gentiles is intended to provoke Israel to jealousy. He made a covenant with them that he will not break, and his wish is that they’d come around.

The Christmas story as told in Luke is simply beautiful. I love to try to picture that starry night (because I’m a starry night kind of guy) and the magnitude of the events that unfolded around Jesus’ birth. People were waiting for his birth. This night was prophecy fulfilled, the opportunity for God’s chosen people to be redeemed. Later on, because he wasn’t the type of Messiah they wanted, they rejected him. When Stephen was stoned in Acts chapter 7, he saw Jesus standing at the right hand of God. He was ready to redeem his people, but again they rejected him and killed the messenger, Stephen. Thus we are now in the church age, the time of the Gentiles.

Christmas 2009 has been such a blessing. Little PJ turned three last week, and his brother is now two years old (and talking!). We’ve got a White Christmas, something I’ve been dreaming of for the past few years. My wife and I, although busy beyond belief, occasionally get time to stop and remark how thankful we are for the blessings we’ve been given. The Lord gave me an amazing woman, and gave us the two most precious little boys ever.

I can’t stop gushing about The Best Christmas Ever. Combine Christmas and Bismarck-Mandan and put it on film, and I’m going to be the biggest cheerleader ever. It’s airing this Christmas on KNDX, KXMB, and KFYR. It’s already playing on Dakota Media Access (cable channel 12). It’s absolutely amazing. Don’t miss it!

One down side every Christmas is that my dad disowned me when he found out I wasn’t going to a Catholic church any more. He hasn’t spoken to me since, and it’s been around five years now. I don’t remember the exact time it started. He didn’t attend my wedding, didn’t visit us in the hospital when our boys were born, and he’s never even met his grandchildren. If I come to the house, he leaves the room until I have gone. I can’t really get too upset by dwelling on it, because it’s his decision. The man that told me all through my youth that it’s important not to ever leave a loved one on bad terms, because there’s no telling if something might take them from you, has thrown his own advice out the window. Hopefully little PJ and Jonathan, along with our prayers, will someday help soften his heart.

We’ve got plans to just stick close to home and enjoy our precious little family this year. Our property is blanketed by a thick blanket of nice white snow, our little boys are finally old enough to partake fully in Christmas festivities, and the Lord has continued to show himself faithful (even when I’m not) throughout another year. I hope your Christmas is as memorable as mine. If you’ve got anything you’d like to share about your Christmas, please enter it as a comment. Merry Christmas!

Local Christmas film airs this Christmas Eve and Christmas Day

You may have seen posters for this locally-produced short film about a young boy who discovers the true meaning of Christmas. From the program’s PR:

Local actors and musicians will share the holiday message of love and hope through the film, Best Christmas Ever, airing on local television stations on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.

The film features a young boy struggling to find significance in Christmas. Watch and follow Isaac, played by local actor Reilly Hedegaard, on his journey through familiar Bismarck-Mandan holiday backdrops as he searches for a gift he didn’t know he already had. The film is truly a local Christmas commemoration for all to enjoy.

The cast of Best Christmas Ever has years of stage and film experience. Isaac’s father is played by Waylon Hedegaard, his mother by Anne Green, pesky little sister, Judith by Elizabeth Green and Daniel Rogers plays the loveable grandfather.

AIR TIMES

Christmas Eve
12:05AM – Fox
Various Times – Cable Access

Christmas Day
8:30AM – Fox
12 Noon – KFYR, KXMB
Various Times – Cable Access

If you’re in Minot, Williston, or Dickinson, tune to your local affiliate at the above times. I’m pretty sure it’s going to air on all western North Dakota affiliates of the stations listed above.

Of course I’ve seen the rough cut, and I can say that you’ll absolutely love this locally-produced short film. It’s produced here in Bismarck-Mandan by a local crew with local actors. Not just that…it’s an amazing story with a lot of heart. Check it out!

This week’s “Insanity in Packaging” brought to you by Sony

This week I performed some repair work on one of our HD video cameras after the various parts arrived. There were two Sony boxes that made me laugh when I first saw them. Notice in the picture above, the relative size of the little square replacement part to the mountain of packing material and large, square box!

But oh, it gets more amusing from there. This box is about a foot long and two inches or so square in height and length. It contained a bundled section of bubble wrap and –do you see them? — two very tiny little mounting screws!

The collective weight of these screws is certainly less than a gram, but they were in a foot-long box! Not only that, they were also double-bagged in two tiny zip-loc baggies!

I suppose there are some interesting reasons why such boxes are chosen for things, and Sony isn’t the only one that ships us stuff in abnormally large boxes. In this case, it prevented some very small, very important parts from being lost or misplaced due to a tiny box escaping notice or falling into a nook or cranny somewhere. The larger box actually shipped for free since it was a backordered part. It can also be cost prohibitive for a company to stock the right size box for absolutely every possible combination of parts. Still, when something shows up in a box 1,000 times its size, it’s fun to enjoy a good laugh.

A funny thing happened on the way to some wingies

My wife and I just paid off her truck in just under two years instead of five. Shoveling money at our bills in an effort to make them go the heck away takes discipline and a budget. That means that I don’t often get those little indulgences I’ve favored in years past, such as my beloved Applebee’s boneless wings. Imagine my surprise (and glee) tonight when she asked me if I wanted to go get some, since our budget could handle it! Yowza! I thought maybe it was because I surprised her by doing a bunch of housework while she was gone…in reality, I think it’s because she loves me. To top it off, she thought it’d be keen if I took a few minutes to grab a couple of photos along my way.

The bridge shot above is a reshoot of something I tried the night before (see the post following this one). I accidentally left the lens’s gyroscopic image stabilizer turned on for the shots last night, probably in an effort not to freeze my fingers off, which left it room to wander a little bit and blur my photos. Oops. I made good tonight.

I also featured the Global War On Terror memorial recently, but this was an opportunity to show it at night. The variety of light in the area made it a particularly challenging shot, one that I wasn’t sure would turn out. I was pleasantly surprised with the results.

One more angle of said memorial. After I got a few photos out of the way, I figured it was about time for my Carside To Go order to be ready. I pointed the truck toward the ‘bees and picked up my wingies. Mmmmmmmmmmm. Clint likey. Clint want wingie. (I couldn’t wrap this up without a music or movie quote.)

Lit

Not only is the new bridge finally lit, but work has commenced on the park facilities along River Road nearby. I took this photo standing behind the construction fence along part of the work in progress. If you’ve read this blog for a while, you already know that I don’t take photos where I’m not supposed to. I heed No Trespassing signs and that sort of thing as well. Besides, the structure on the other side of the fence didn’t look like a wise place to be!

In memoriam this Christmas

The Patriot Guard Riders donated wreaths to adorn the Global War on Terror Memorial, located near the entrance of Fraine Barracks in west Bismarck. This memorial honors any North Dakota soldier who gives the ultimate sacrifice on behalf of the rest of us in this ever-important war.

I have been doubly proud of this memorial not just because of the honor it bestows on these brave soldiers, but also because it acknowledges the Global War on Terror. President Obama and his lockstep liberals are too pusillanimous to acknowledge the threat of evil against the forces of freedom. This memorial shows that North Dakotans have the sack to stand up and call it what it is: a Global War On Terrorism. Period.

As you celebrate this Christmas with your family, please be mindful of the soldiers’ families who will be celebrating with loved ones absent. In most cases, they’ll have someone special deployed away from home. In some, however, they won’t have any more Christmases with that person. This memorial stands as a testimony to that. It isn’t just the soldier who sacrifices; it’s everyone they love and who loves them. If you or someone you love serves in our military, I’m grateful for what you give on behalf of your country.

My favorite Christmas display this year

My friend Jerry made a lot of these Peanuts characters back when he was a little kid. This year he made some new ones, and set up a variety of scenes from the Charlie Brown Christmas animated feature. Different scenes light at different times, and the mouth of each character is lit as they speak. The whole thing can be seen on north Montreal Street, and you can listen along on 107.1 FM from your warm, toasty car.

This is the brains of the operation. The netbook runs the audio, feeding into a little household FM transmitter. The computer also sends information to the box on the wall, which controls the lights of the display according to a pre-programmed routine. Those cords dangling from the box go to different zones of lighting for the scenes, background lights, and individual characters.

I took the opportunity to put together a little video of the display, which you can view below. If you don’t see playback controls, just mouse your cursor over the bottom part of the video and they’ll pop on.

Go check it out! The display runs in the evenings on north Montreal Street, just north of the intersection with Calgary Avenue.

Mandan 4th of July events featured on Speed Channel, available on iTunes

The folks at KTM Cycle Hutt in Mandan gave the community a treat by inviting Jason Britton of the Speed Channel program “Superbikes” to perform and hang out with the Cycle Hutt gang for July 4th last year. He and his friend Tony rode in the parade, gave multiple shows at Cycle Hutt, trained some local stunters, and took in everything Mandan has to offer on Independence Day. He even tried his hand at bull riding at the rodeo!

I was hired to follow and photograph the craziness, including riding on the parade float. It was an incredible blast, and I’m so grateful to Justin and Tammy for everything they did for me and the rest of the community that weekend. Now you can see how Jason and the Speed Channel crew enjoyed their time in Bismarck-Mandan!

The program is available on iTunes by clicking here or by searching for Super Bikes” in your iTunes browser. It’s $1.99 for the episode. Yeah, my ugly mug appears in there a little bit, but it’s still an entertaining episode.

I still have some image galleries online from the event:

July 3rd – training the locals
July 4th Parade – Two wheeled insanity hits Main Street
July 4th – The prime performance
July 5th – The aftermath