What would you do for a quarter?

Would you pack the Bismarck Civic Center? These people did, and many of them received free North Dakota Quarters! Today was the big official sendoff including all the state muckety-mucks, the acting director of the National Mint, and lots and lots of enthusiastic North Dakotans.

I was there as a tech for the US Mint today so I got to watch the festivities. They included the Medora singers with “Teddy Roosevelt” and the Cannonball drummers. There were a LOT of school kids in attendance, and everyone under 18 was given a free state quarter at the end of the event!

It was interesting seeing all the security behind the scenes; an armored car from the mint was parked in the back garage with a LOT of North Dakota quarters in it. They’re transported in heavy-duty cases by armed guards, and there were plenty of local and state law enforcement personnel on hand as well.

On a side note, I also saw “Gentleman Wade” Westin and his little girl today. He’s not the host of the Medora Musical this year, but he is a dad for the second time as of last week – it’s a boy! Congratulations to the Westins.

If you want state quarters, they’re available now. For $5 you can get a little commemorative case with two quarters in it: one showing the front, one showing the back. First Lady Mikey Hoeven showed me hers, and I’m probably going to spring for a couple. What the heck, I love North Dakota!

Last night of live music at Starbuck’s…for now

This was the last in a series of live music Tuesdays at the south Starbuck’s on 3rd. I don’t know when they’ll be back…spring, maybe? I forgot to ask.

Tonight featured Luke Graner and Neal Peterson, both formerly of Curious Yello. I arrived a little late (of course) and couldn’t find a place to sit for a while. The music was great, the evening was nice and cool, and yes…I *did* have one of those sissy strawberry cream fraps. I’m confident enough in my manhood to sit outside and enjoy a pink drink!

One thing that’s noteworthy about these Tuesday night shows is that people stopped at the red light on 3rd are such gapers! Many people seem so surprised that someone would be performing live music on a patio somewhere. It’s bizarre…and maybe a sign that we need more culture around here. It’s also interesting to see people in the drive through line…both their response to the live music, and the number of them that hit the curb or building. Most come pretty darn close. Maybe they’re paying too much attention to the music!

Keep an eye on cozymusic.net to find out when these are going to resume. There may also be another venue in the works, if things work out. You never know. In any case, it was good while it lasted. Thanks to Starbuck’s for hosting! I can’t wait till things start up again.

I’d like to introduce you to Greg.

Hi! This is Greg. He’s the bunny currently living in our yard. There were two bunnies on our property earlier this year, but only Greg has been showing up as of late. In this photo he’s actually a little put out – it was pitch dark and I used a flash in this photo. He got a little rattled and didn’t even want to take the piece of bread I’d brought out for him. No worry…he’ll eat it soon enough.

I have had a number of bunnies in my yard since I bought this property several years ago. They’re all named Greg. Why’s that, you ask? Because they’re all named after the lead character in the funniest TV show ever, “Greg the Bunny.” Although he got his start on IFC, the Independent Film Channel, I prefer to remember him and his puppet pals (or “fabricated Americans” on FOX. They did two seasons of the show and then, in a move of colossal stupidity, cancelled the show. That happens a lot, to a lot of really great shows; only TV networks can be so ignorant. In any case, Greg the Bunny was released on DVD, so I can watch the episodes every once in a while. And as far as a “surrogate Greg,” well…there’s one in my yard every year…and he’s not nearly as sarcastic!

It’s about that time… *sigh*

There was a tradition we had back in the 1980s, when I was in high school and college: about this time of year, before everyone left town for school, we would have a great big sendoff. This took place on the sandbar in the middle of the Missouri River, beneath the cliffs of the Double Ditch Indian Village. We’d walk down a crazy path like the one you see in this photo, be shuttled across the water to the sandbar by pontoon boat, and there the festivities would take place.

We’d have a generator and a sound system, volleyball nets and footballs and frisbees, bonfires, and would enjoy one last night of fun with everybody. Double Ditch Loop, which actually used to BE a loop through the park area, would be packed with cars. It was a really good time. I’d take a six-pack of Mountain Dew and go out there with my friends, most of whom live out of state now. I bet they all remember hot summer nights on the sandbar, though!

Photo Club Monday

This is the favorite of my Photo Club mission from last night. Can you guess what this is, or where it was taken?

We have a fledgling photography club at work, meeting the last Monday of every month. We pick a theme, split up for an hour or so, then meet back at work. Then we eat wings or whatever in the conference room, watch the photos on a giant plasma TV, discuss them, then switch channels to Monday Night Football. Last night there were some really cool shots from all over Bismarck. We followed that with chicken and watching a little bit of the Packers get worked over. All in all, it was a perfect evening!

Maybe some of the other guys will let me post their photos in a monthly Photo Club thread in the future! I guarantee there will be some really great work…most of them have more photography experience than I do.

Dakota back roads

No, I’m not stepping on Tony Dean’s toes with that headline. I use TWO words to say “back roads.”  This weekend I was able to partake of one of my favorite activities: touring North Dakota on one of my motorcycles. There are few things so relaxing and entertaining and just getting out and exploring our state!

This weekend’s travels took me to Linton, and I’m sure I can get a ton of blog material out of this trip. ‘Twas along this route that I found the “artifact” I mentioned in an earlier post. I also got to enjoy a lot of pleasant scenery, as you can tell.

This is a nice time of year to get out and travel; despite the drought, the recent rains have greened things up a bit. The oppressive heat is (hopefully) behind us. The fall colors will start to creep in soon as well, and it’s a chance to have one last hurrah before winter approaches. Actually, starting now will likely guarantee several weekends of fun without a huge budget of time or gas money.

I may have unwittingly committed a federal offense this weekend

On this weekend’s motorcycle ride I pulled to the side of the road to take some pictures. As I kneeled down on the pavement to open my camera bag, I saw and collected this item: a 5/16″ Craftsman 1/4″ drive deep-well socket.

Would you like to know something silly? If you didn’t, you wouldn’t visit this blog daily. Depending on what part of the road I picked this up, and who owned it, I may have committed a federal offense. This is pursuant to the Antiquities Act of 1906, Archaeological Resources Protection Act of 1979, and Title 36 of the Code of Federal Regulations. Here’s a sample.

For example, if I’m walking along the river or a part of the river bottoms that’s exposed by water due to this year’s drought, I don’t dare pick up anything I find. Regardless of the fact that said “artifact” may have been under water for a hundred years, and may be under water for a hundred more when/if the water comes back, I don’t dare disturb it… at the risk of a federal penalty!

I think that if the indigenous people that left tools and other things strewn all over the countryside cared at all about those “artifacts,” they would not have been left scattered about in the first place. These days it’s called “littering.”

So technically, if this was on a US (ie, federal) highway and the owner of this “tool” as termed in the ARPA 1979 is of native American descent, I’ve committed a federal offense of a most heinous nature. As for that…I’m not telling.

If you’ve ever been on federal land, you’ve probably seen these signs. I’m told that they take them quite seriously. So be careful what you pick up on federal land…if some indigenous person lays claim to it, you could find yourself in a heap of trouble.

The farm where my dad grew up has been pillaged for “artifacts” for almost 50 years. I wonder if there’s a law protecting us? There’s pretty much nothing left of the old farm implements and other items which were stored out there. Or don’t we deserve a federal regulation? Do we have no history or heritage to protect? Not according to any law I’m aware of.

Senator Dorgan book signing in Bismarck

So there I was…minding my own business, sitting on the floor of Barnes and Noble and perusing Photoshop books. As if I don’t already own enough. Then I noticed a lot of foot traffic around me as people started to pile in for Senator Byron Dorgan’s book signing.

I took a couple of pictures out of curiosity, but I’m not a news service. I did, however, take the opportunity to take a look through a copy of the Senator’s book, “Take This Job and Ship It.” I’m a speed reader, so I plowed through it pretty quickly. It’s a light but enjoyable read, with lots of anecdotes in it that are a good read but typically have a sad ending.

I can’t say that I disagree wholly with the Senator or much of his book, actually. I vote Republican on moral and economic grounds and shudder at the thought of the Dorgans of this nation getting control of the government. I do, however, agree that he does make some good points in this book. Those points entail where the system isn’t working, and he’s got lots of anecdotal evidence to back it up. But that’s where our agreement ends. You see, Senator Dorgan has some pretty bad ideas about how to solve the outsourcing of jobs.

One of these brilliant ideas is an increase in labor unions. Labor unions are driving jobs out of this country…look at the airline and auto industries! Car manufacturers pay more per car for employee benefits than they do for the steel to make it. Meanwhile, union employees at General Motors get paid to NOT work. Literally. I was a union shop steward…I saw stoners get paid as much as (or more) for screwing around than guys who wanted to work hard and stay at their job for the long term. Unions don’t work any better than welfare. They cost a lot of money, nobody gets rich because they have a union job, and unions kill any incentive to work hard. Thus the unions are part of the problem, not the solution.

I remember hearing a story of a guy who got fired at Melroe for stealing tools, saw blades and drill bits, or something like that. As the story goes, by the time the union was done with Melroe, the guy was back on the job, with back pay to boot! Tell me again how labor unions make America great.

One problem he does NOT go anywhere near in the book, to my recollection, is illegal immigration. Back in Washington he did, however, try to attach an amendment to the Immigration Reform bill to limit worker eligibility. But his colleagues didn’t like that, and it failed when put to a vote. Why he can’t represent his state and take a hard line against illegals entirely is no secret; he’s towing the party line.

I agree with the Senator that it’s awful when the United States sells out to China, with its awful human rights record and all. But let’s not forget, the President he defended from 1992 to 2000 sold military secrets to China and tried to sweep it under the rug. Then Senator Dorgan attempts to hint at President Bush and the Republicans being the problem. He doesn’t do it outright, though… apparently someone reminded him how this state votes when it comes to Presidents and state legislators.

It’s one thing for Senator Dorgan to write a book outlining these problems, and another for him to vote the way his book makes him sound. By the way, 92% of his campaign money comes from OUTSIDE of North Dakota. From those evil corporations AND labor unions, too. Instead of voting with North Dakotans, he votes with ultra-liberals such as Ted Kennedy 82.8% of the time; John Kerry 88.5% of the time; and Chuck Schumer 95.8% of the time.

He does try to throw a bunch of this at the feet of the Republicans…but let’s be honest: all of Washington’s finest are up to their elbows in it. Al Gore owns oil stock while he’s out there telling us little people to stop using petroleum. Ned Lamont tells us little people that Wal Mart is unfair, yet personally purchased enough of Wal Mart’s stock to pay off most of my house. Hillary Clinton has the same anti-Wal Mart rant when she’s talking to her faithful, yet she served on the Wal Mart board of directors. Washington’s broke all around, and it isn’t the Democrats who are going to fix it.

This dam project rocks, man

These uniquely shaped rocks are from an area north of Mandan on Highway 1806. They’re part of the excavation and construction of the earthen dam of the Harmon Lake project. While they look pretty bizarre, they’re simply the result of normal geologic processes. They’re called “cannonballs” and are not all that uncommon in our area.

Just like a Tootsie Pop, they have a center that differs in composition from the outer layers. I don’t think their internal composition is what makes them stand out so much; rather, it’s their round or egg-shaped appearance. In the case of these particular rocks, their size is remarkable too.

I’d heard about the Harmon Lake project a while back, but never seen it for myself until recently. It’s not often that a guy finds himself traveling north on 1806…heck, it even turns to gravel just a stone’s throw north of here! If you do find yourself in the area, however, it’s not easy to miss the big piles of dirt to the left of the roadway. Originally the concrete tower of the overflow control unit stood out like a water tower; now it’s not even visible from the highway side of the dam any more.

This is the backside of the dam. Construction is still underway, but was halted on this particular day because of rain. Once it’s completed, this will be a recreational area for all to enjoy. The project actually began in 1969 (just like yours truly) when it was first designed, but is only now coming to fruition. Upon the groundbreaking back in 2003, it was expected to be completed in 2005. I guess they missed that mark.

This 2100-foot long, 67-foot tall dam and the 144 acre lake it will create are a joint effort between ND Game and Fish, the cities of Bismarck and Mandan, and the State Water Commission. The USDA’s NRCS (Resource Conservation Service) kicked in a grant for almost eighty percent of the project’s anticipated $11 million cost.

Fallen Farm #8

I can’t decide whether I think this building was a barn or a home. I’m a city kid and can’t be trusted to make those determinations when it comes to farm buildings, especially dilapidated ones such as this.

As I point out in every one of these posts I affectionately title “Fallen Farm,” I really have a love of the old rural buildings (and remnants thereof) that dot the North Dakota landscape. It’s always interesting to pause and wonder who lived and worked in them. Wonder why they were abandoned. Imagine what they looked like when first constructed and/or inhabited.

If you want an indicator of how life in rural America has changed since the times of the Homestead Act, just look at the number of fallen farms. I’m not passing judgement on whether it’s better or worse; it’s simply a nostalgic look back at the area’s not-so-distant past… even for a city kid.