North Dakota…I AM LEGEND. -ARY.

Sorry, I just had to play around in Photoshop. I got the idea over a year ago when North Dakota Tourism picked the slogan “I Am Legendary”. Great slogan perhaps, but it was poorly timed considering the release of the Will Smith movie “I Am Legend.” Oops.

Bummer when your new slogan bears an uncanny resemblance to the title of a Will Smith movie, ain’t it? Well, I decided to combine the two for a faux movie poster with a North Dakota theme. I played around in Photoshop a bit tonight to rig up this cheesy imitation. It ain’t my best work, but it gave me a few chuckles. Now, on to some of my other year-old projects around the house…

Quadfecta: Mogwai!

While on my way to help some friends with their computer, I spotted this beast. It’s an AMC Gremlin, a car model of some considerable notoriety. I’m not sure of the brand/model of the chassis to which it’s affixed, but it makes a pretty proportional 4×4. Now it just needs some paint and TLC.

The license plate reads “MOGWAI.” For those of you who don’t get that… you are obviously not children of the 1980s. That or you didn’t see this movie. In any case, I caught the reference instantly.

This was a pleasant surprise, because I already had the “4×4 Mongrel Trifecta” completed:

The 4×4 Cadillac was one of my favorites. This has got to be on a Suburban chassis, I can’t think of anything else big enough! Maybe a big extended cab pickup frame.

Then there’s the 4×4 Mercedes. I bet the engineers back in Stuttgart never imagined this! No idea on the chassis here.

I called this one a “Four by Firebird.” I’ll put this one up against KITT in the original Knight Rider any day! This one is on a Chevy S-10 chassis, which I knew by sight but also from the “Vortec” sticker on the side of the car.

I figured my work was done with the trifecta. Then I found myself employing a term that doesn’t even exist in my dictionary as this fourth photo op presented itself. If I ever run into that pink/red El Camino 4×4 that used to sit in the used car lot over at Cedric Theel a long time ago, I’ll have the quintfecta! Ugh…I need to come up with better terminology. I could say something like “4×4 by four” I suppose, that’s got a nice ring to it…but what happens when I see a fifth?

After LD80, the bags come off

One cool thing about the legislative session is that the parking rules on the state capitol grounds change, which explains the bag over this NO PARKING sign adjacent to the capitol mall. LD80, or Legislative Day #80, arrives on May 6th this year according to the calendar on the state website. After that, some convenient areas available for parking now will once again be off limits. Of course, there will be fewer people vying for those spots.

I remember a time back in the early 90s when my car was hit by an inattentive driver on the capitol grounds. I had parked near the State Library to return some books, and came out to find my driver’s side door pushed in. They backed into it with their van, then accused me of parking illegally (thus making it my fault). I pointed out to the highway patrol officer writing the report that, due to the legislature being in session, I was not parked illegally and the guy should have been looking where he was backing up. The officer agreed and noted so in his report.

A short while later I got a call from the guy’s insurance company indicating that they were refusing to pay my damages because their insured told them I was parked illegally. I referred the person to the policy regarding parking during the session, and they agreed to pay to fix my car.

It’s a bit of an odd phenomenon to see signs bagged like this, but here’s the explanation. Two more interesting North Dakota facts: the parking meter was invented in North Dakota, and parking meters are illegal in North Dakota!