You can never get it back…you can only let it go

I titled this post after the most profound Grasshopper Takeover lyrics I’ve ever heard. And with a name like Grasshopper Takeover, you know they’ve got to have something interesting to say.

My wife and I took our boys walking downtown today. They’re so precious, and we live in a city where we can take them walking in any area we want and not have to worry about crime or most other dangers. We’re truly blessed to be raising our little family in the Bismarck-Mandan area.

We’re also blessed to have each other and the two most handsome little tow-headed boys ever. Walking along on a perfect July night with my 1 yr old Sparky holding my finger, life couldn’t get any better than this. Well, except if we’d set the camera on my wife’s new phone to something other than “grainy postage stamp” resolution first.

As for me, I’ll never have to get it back. I’m never gonna let it go.

Easy being green

This little guy inhabits our garden, presumably eating pesky bugs. My two year old and I followed him around the yard for a bit, each with a different fascination. I had my beefy macro lens in hand, and PJ was just enjoying his first encounter with a frog of any sort.

The wet year we’ve had so far has brought back the frogs’ song in many parts of town. From one of my River Road adventures a while back, I thought I’d provide another link to the frogs enjoying a cool North Dakota evening.

Lunchtime at the capitol

This picture-perfect shot of the capitol came during a sunny day lunch with my camera. The first thing I do when I arrive at work is start eating, and the last thing I do at the end of my work day is finish whatever I’m snacking on. The habit of constantly stuffing my face throughout the day (while staying thin, I might add) leaves my lunch time available for other stuff. In this case, it was poking around at the capitol grounds.

The view from inside. I thought the symmetry of this shot was pretty cool, and I’m going to enter it for a photo assignment in which I’m participating. The theme is “repeating patterns.”

What did you do for lunch?

An illustration of how we’re moving too fast, regardless of the direction

I made a little graphic to illustrate something I heard earlier today: President Obama spent six months picking out a dog for his kids, but wants to force us into socialized medicine by the end of this upcoming week. Hope™! Change™!

Rather than act like so-called “professional” journalists, I’ll document this a little bit:

Link: President Obama was looking for a dog in November.

Link: Bo the Dog shows up at the White House in April, six months later.

Bonus: Another broken promise, since Barack Obama promised to adopt a shelter dog.

Dog fans: Bo has his own WIkipedia page.

I’ve made it clear I’m against government-run health care. What they’re trying to do now isn’t even about health, care, it’s about control. But regardless of whether you agree or not, don’t you think we could take more time to overhaul one sixth of the US economy than it takes to select your kids’ pet?

If you agree, please download this full size graphic I made and pass it along (without modifying it, please). Let’s put the pressure on before we find ourselves stuck in a system that was forced upon us in haste and which none of us will want!

Congratulations to 94% of North Dakotans: you got a 70 cent per hour pay cut this week. (updated)

The news of a 70 cent per hour raise for workers earning minimum wage was the result of the clamoring of a fallacious argument that there are vast untold masses out there trying to support a family of six on $6.50 an hour. That argument has been made for decades and is totally dishonest. Take the photo above, for instance; it’s over two years old, but the McDonald’s on Main Avenue here in Bismarck was paying up to $8.00 per hour at a time when the minimum wage was in the six dollar range!

Take this quote from Job Service of ND employee Michael Ziesch, via KX News: “Most employers have already been paying above and well above min. wage esp. to retain qualified employees. Even in the job offers we see, that employers post with our agency, only about 6-percent of those offers, that include a wage, include a wage that is at or below minimum wage.”

So who makes up that six percent of North Dakota workers? According to Mr. Ziesch: “…most of the minimum wage jobs are held by the very youngest employees in the work force and some of the older employes in the work force.”

So, congratulations…those of you who are trying to support a family of six just got an effective 70 cent per hour pay cut, as the wage floor has been brought up. All in the spirit of making liberals somewhere feel good. Here’s why this is such a sad, sick joke (as are most liberal policies):

Suppose you are some poor guy who’s working a minimum wage job — maybe even two — to support a small family. You’ve got age and a little experience on your side, making you a more dependable and responsible employee than some teenage kid working his first job. It’s allowed you to work your way from $6.50/hr starting to $7.25/hr due to a series of incentive raises that you’ve earned for being a good employee. You’re not exactly “movin’ on up like George and Weezy,” but you’re advancing.

Next comes the latest federal feel-good program, the minimum wage increase. Now everybody is making what you are…including the 16 year old that sauntered in yesterday to apply for a job. In the mean time, the price of goods and services that you purchase for your family is going to go up to absorb the increased labor costs of the store from which you buy them. Effectively, you just got a pay cut.

According to that Job Service fella, 94% of North Dakotans are included in the pay cut group. These are the people who are not making minimum wage, or at least they were not prior to the jump to $7.50/hour. What if you make $9 or $10 per hour? You now effectively make $8.25 or $9.25. You went backwards because the bottom wage just came closer to what you earn.

When I’ve tried to make the argument against the idea of huge numbers of North Dakota employees making minimum wage, I have heard the argument that many of them are making “just above minimum wage” and don’t figure into the statistic. Guess what? Those are the people hardest hurt! If they were making $7.50 an hour last week, well above the minimum wage, they just got reset to zero. The minimum wage just went up, not everybody’s wage. Maybe they were making $8.00 an hour, not bad for entry level work. Now they’re barely above the minimum. For the 6% workers we’re told were “lifted up” by this increase, 94% of workers were brought down.

Let’s take a fictitious fast food restaurant, and call it BurgerBama. It pays most of its employees, high school kids who will likely leave after graduation, a minimum wage of $6.50/hour. Suddenly Congress, in its infinite wisdom, passes a law telling BurgerBama that it must pay its employees at least $7.50/hour. The cost per employee just went up by over a dollar an hour! How, you say? FICA and other taxes paid by the employer are based on the employee’s earnings, which just went up by 15%. By the time you factor in all the costs of having employees above and beyond their salaries, you’re looking at a potential 20% increase in the cost of having minimum wage employees.

Now, if your business doesn’t employ minimum wage earners, or at least many of them, you won’t feel this as seriously as others. In the case of retail or fast food work, however, the majority of the business’ labor base will be affected. That means the cost of those hopey-changey BurgerBama cheeseburgers has to go up by 20% just for their profit margin to remain equal! Thus the cost of goods and services will be increasing to absorb this humanitarian liberal hike in the minimum wage. That means that the increase never really had much effect; the people getting the 15% raise will be paying 15-20% more for the goods and services they need to buy with those wages.

This is how supposedly “compassion-driven” legislation works, folks. While I’m sure plenty of politicians are out there patting themselves on the back for “helping the little guy,” the vast majority of workers (especially in North Dakota) just got punched in the wallet. The question is: how many actually know it?

Wednesday night sunset, after a brief encounter with a dust devil

This was the view that greeted me after I came home from a long day trip to Pierre, South Dakota for a video project. I love our HD gear, and I probably should; I selected which gear to purchase when our company decided to go HD! We did mostly driving today, however, with a very little bit of shooting in between. I did stop to take one still picture though:

There were a few of these “dust devils” visible in a field along Highway 1804. They hung in the air long enough for me to go through the internal “do I, don’t I?” before finally pulling the Suburban over to the side of the road to get the shot. Our project manager thought it was cool and our client didn’t mind, so I grabbed my trusty camera and snapped a few shots before moving along.

Several hours of driving, a little bit of shooting, and a pair of pretty decent photos. Yep…good day.

Minot Air Force Base hosts Northern Neighbors Day 2009

I was blessed with the opportunity to attend the Minot Air Force Base’s “Northern Neighbors Day” this weekend. I believe this show runs every two years, but it’s been a while since I’ve been able to make it to one. I have been looking forward to this day for two years, and I was not disappointed. Boy, did I take a lot of pictures. Here are a few…and there’s a link to a gallery of more at the bottom of this post.

Starting with the star of the show, the B-52 Stratofortress.

Check out the riflings on the barrel of this A-10’s 30mm gun! That’ll get those depleted uranium shells spinning.

Of course, there were plenty of aerobatic demonstrations.

How’s that for a ribbon cutting ceremony?

Various planes and helicopters were available for people to inspect, including a peek into the cockpits of some such as the F-15 and F-16. Pilots were on hand to chat.

Don’t get any funny adventurous ideas. You’re still on a nuclear weapon facility. I need one of these for my property, at least the last line anyway.

Yes, attractive women DO fly deadly planes.

I’m sure I’d have even more photo opportunities if my truck did this.

If I couldn’t attach these to my motorcycle, I bet I could make a monster go-kart with them!

The Barack Obama fighter. Hope™! Change™!

As some of the Army’s “Golden Knights” parachute team spiral toward us, the Pietsch brothers circle in their stunt planes.

These jets can fire up at a moment’s notice. They have explosive charges on the engines that can be detonated to spin the turbines up instantly, negating the use of an APU. They can be airborne and ready to go make some mayhem in a matter of minutes. We got a demo.

Something you don’t see every day: an F-16 Fighting Falcon alongside a P-38 Lightning!

Something else you don’t see every day: a B-52 Stratofortress next to a B-25 Mitchell!

This was my first experience with the B2 Spirit stealth bomber. I came away from it very pleased. All radar invisibility aside, the thing is just darn near impossible to see or hear when it’s coming or going! Only when it flies by is it detectable, and then it’s too late. It’s quite BIG, too.

U2 flyby. No, not Bono…he only THINKS he can fly. I was stunned at just how loud this aircraft is, and it was a real hoot to see it peel off and head to 60,000 feet. I don’t think they’ve ever let on how high it can REALLY go. Space, pretty much.

Uniform-01, the missile training facility. It’s an exact replica of a Minuteman III silo and launch facility. Through a stroke of luck my friend Jerry and I got a personalized tour of this thing, with the better part of an hour to just have the instructor to ourselves and ask questions. This alone made the trip worthwhile. No, I was NOT allowed to take my camera with me when we went down the hole.

Beauty.

Amen, brutha. I know the pusillanimous, sissified PC crowd thinks that this statement is imperialist and overbearing…but it’s not. America has been the greatest stabilizing force in the world. It’s because of the folks serving here at Minot Air Force Base, and all over the world, that we enjoy peace. If there’s a war, they win it for us. If there’s peace, it’s because people are afraid to mess with them. They stand by our allies and defend our nation and its friends.

Want more pics? I took a TON of them. These were just some of my favorites. I took the opportunity to make an online gallery of the ones I like the best. You can find it by clicking here. I hope you enjoy. Thanks to the friendly (and I do mean FRIENDLY) folks at the Minot Air Force Base for all that they do and all their hard work and hospitality in making this Northern Neighbors Day one that I’ll remember for the rest of my life!

And now for my next trick…

I had the great opportunity to poke around up at the Minot Air Force Base this weekend, as part of their Northern Neighbors Day. It was amazing. I had an incredible time and took over 1,500 photos. Obviously it’s hard to go through them all in a timely fashion and post them here, but I’m almost ready.

In the mean time, I noticed that I took my 44,000th photo over the weekend, the one above. Time flies (pun intended) when you’re having fun! Of course, the photos come more slowly in the winter time. I need to maximize my opportunities during the summer, balanced with family time of course, and so far this year has been pretty good for that.

Check back soon for some amazing aircraft photos! I’ve got so many “keepers” that I’ll have to make a special gallery; a blog post containing them all would take forever to load.

Two sets of pioneers

From the coordinates I had received, the ISS was going to appear in the west and travel toward the northeast. Wrong. My spotter told me via cell phone that it was heading in a far different direction than I had expected, so I had to call an audible. Instead of sitting behind the pioneer statue on the capitol mall, I had to dash around to the front of it and pick a new foreground object. Thankfully I was able to still keep the capitol building in the photo!

The few chances I would have had to get a horizontal trajectory of the ISS passing the capitol, it either appeared too far south of the capitol to work photographically or was obscured by clouds. Tonight’s photo, while not what I was trying so hard to set up for, isn’t bad; sometimes creativity gets a kick in the shorts, and this is one example!

Friends & Neighbors Day at the NGPRL

I took my family to the Friends and Neighbors Day at the NGPRL again this year, and we had a blast! We barely had time to take in a fraction of everything going on out at “the Lab” because of all the scheduled events. We did so much and had such a good time that my little boys (ages 1 and 2) went straight to snoozeville after their baths tonight. And there was plenty going on when we left after a couple of hours’ worth of adventure!

There were fun activities and toys for the kids. Coloring, face painting, free flying discs and other attractions. Plus there were my boys’ favorite…snacks!

The boys got their first school bus ride today, until we figured out that the bus tour was going to take two hours. We hopped off at the first stop and got a ride back to rejoin the rest of the festivities. Next time I’ll ask first…thankfully we didn’t inconvenience anybody. Oops!

This exhibit teaches kids what they might find if they burrowed under ground; roots, bugs, critters…and even a hole to poke one’s head out and see what’s going on above the surface!

While the big kids perused the presentations highlighting the work being performed at the facility, little kids like my PJ started honing their disc-throwing skills. Even at only two years old, I think he’s starting to show signs that he’s inherited Daddy’s “mad skillz” with a frisbee!

Of course, the highlight of any little boy’s day, other than the free swag, is going to be the big machinery available for climbing. When my boys are a little bit older, I’m going to take them for some tractor rides and Bobcat training. I have friends who have volunteered to let me use their machines, so the boys are already looking forward to it.

He looks right at home in a skidsteer, doesn’t he? It’s a good thing they take the keys out of these machines, because the kids thought they were better than a playground. My two boys were NOT the ones who couldn’t take their hands off the horn buttons.

My one year old was pretty sure that the hubs needed servicing on this tractor!

Thanks again to the folks out at the NGPRL for putting on an incredible event. I didn’t even get to talk about the free Cloverdale hot dogs and pop, or the evening BBQ with Chuck Suchy performing! Nor did I get a chance to talk about the various seminars about trees, gardens, lawn care, Garden JEOPARDY, or that kind of thing. There were horse-drawn wagon rides, exhibits, and dozens of friendly faces. I can’t do it all justice, other than to say that the folks at “the Lab” have continued a tradition of fun, hospitality, and education at this year’s event. Next year, when you see those signs around town, make sure you save the date and attend the next Friends and Neighbors Day!