Senator Dorgan book signing in Bismarck

So there I was…minding my own business, sitting on the floor of Barnes and Noble and perusing Photoshop books. As if I don’t already own enough. Then I noticed a lot of foot traffic around me as people started to pile in for Senator Byron Dorgan’s book signing.

I took a couple of pictures out of curiosity, but I’m not a news service. I did, however, take the opportunity to take a look through a copy of the Senator’s book, “Take This Job and Ship It.” I’m a speed reader, so I plowed through it pretty quickly. It’s a light but enjoyable read, with lots of anecdotes in it that are a good read but typically have a sad ending.

I can’t say that I disagree wholly with the Senator or much of his book, actually. I vote Republican on moral and economic grounds and shudder at the thought of the Dorgans of this nation getting control of the government. I do, however, agree that he does make some good points in this book. Those points entail where the system isn’t working, and he’s got lots of anecdotal evidence to back it up. But that’s where our agreement ends. You see, Senator Dorgan has some pretty bad ideas about how to solve the outsourcing of jobs.

One of these brilliant ideas is an increase in labor unions. Labor unions are driving jobs out of this country…look at the airline and auto industries! Car manufacturers pay more per car for employee benefits than they do for the steel to make it. Meanwhile, union employees at General Motors get paid to NOT work. Literally. I was a union shop steward…I saw stoners get paid as much as (or more) for screwing around than guys who wanted to work hard and stay at their job for the long term. Unions don’t work any better than welfare. They cost a lot of money, nobody gets rich because they have a union job, and unions kill any incentive to work hard. Thus the unions are part of the problem, not the solution.

I remember hearing a story of a guy who got fired at Melroe for stealing tools, saw blades and drill bits, or something like that. As the story goes, by the time the union was done with Melroe, the guy was back on the job, with back pay to boot! Tell me again how labor unions make America great.

One problem he does NOT go anywhere near in the book, to my recollection, is illegal immigration. Back in Washington he did, however, try to attach an amendment to the Immigration Reform bill to limit worker eligibility. But his colleagues didn’t like that, and it failed when put to a vote. Why he can’t represent his state and take a hard line against illegals entirely is no secret; he’s towing the party line.

I agree with the Senator that it’s awful when the United States sells out to China, with its awful human rights record and all. But let’s not forget, the President he defended from 1992 to 2000 sold military secrets to China and tried to sweep it under the rug. Then Senator Dorgan attempts to hint at President Bush and the Republicans being the problem. He doesn’t do it outright, though… apparently someone reminded him how this state votes when it comes to Presidents and state legislators.

It’s one thing for Senator Dorgan to write a book outlining these problems, and another for him to vote the way his book makes him sound. By the way, 92% of his campaign money comes from OUTSIDE of North Dakota. From those evil corporations AND labor unions, too. Instead of voting with North Dakotans, he votes with ultra-liberals such as Ted Kennedy 82.8% of the time; John Kerry 88.5% of the time; and Chuck Schumer 95.8% of the time.

He does try to throw a bunch of this at the feet of the Republicans…but let’s be honest: all of Washington’s finest are up to their elbows in it. Al Gore owns oil stock while he’s out there telling us little people to stop using petroleum. Ned Lamont tells us little people that Wal Mart is unfair, yet personally purchased enough of Wal Mart’s stock to pay off most of my house. Hillary Clinton has the same anti-Wal Mart rant when she’s talking to her faithful, yet she served on the Wal Mart board of directors. Washington’s broke all around, and it isn’t the Democrats who are going to fix it.

This dam project rocks, man

These uniquely shaped rocks are from an area north of Mandan on Highway 1806. They’re part of the excavation and construction of the earthen dam of the Harmon Lake project. While they look pretty bizarre, they’re simply the result of normal geologic processes. They’re called “cannonballs” and are not all that uncommon in our area.

Just like a Tootsie Pop, they have a center that differs in composition from the outer layers. I don’t think their internal composition is what makes them stand out so much; rather, it’s their round or egg-shaped appearance. In the case of these particular rocks, their size is remarkable too.

I’d heard about the Harmon Lake project a while back, but never seen it for myself until recently. It’s not often that a guy finds himself traveling north on 1806…heck, it even turns to gravel just a stone’s throw north of here! If you do find yourself in the area, however, it’s not easy to miss the big piles of dirt to the left of the roadway. Originally the concrete tower of the overflow control unit stood out like a water tower; now it’s not even visible from the highway side of the dam any more.

This is the backside of the dam. Construction is still underway, but was halted on this particular day because of rain. Once it’s completed, this will be a recreational area for all to enjoy. The project actually began in 1969 (just like yours truly) when it was first designed, but is only now coming to fruition. Upon the groundbreaking back in 2003, it was expected to be completed in 2005. I guess they missed that mark.

This 2100-foot long, 67-foot tall dam and the 144 acre lake it will create are a joint effort between ND Game and Fish, the cities of Bismarck and Mandan, and the State Water Commission. The USDA’s NRCS (Resource Conservation Service) kicked in a grant for almost eighty percent of the project’s anticipated $11 million cost.

Fallen Farm #8

I can’t decide whether I think this building was a barn or a home. I’m a city kid and can’t be trusted to make those determinations when it comes to farm buildings, especially dilapidated ones such as this.

As I point out in every one of these posts I affectionately title “Fallen Farm,” I really have a love of the old rural buildings (and remnants thereof) that dot the North Dakota landscape. It’s always interesting to pause and wonder who lived and worked in them. Wonder why they were abandoned. Imagine what they looked like when first constructed and/or inhabited.

If you want an indicator of how life in rural America has changed since the times of the Homestead Act, just look at the number of fallen farms. I’m not passing judgement on whether it’s better or worse; it’s simply a nostalgic look back at the area’s not-so-distant past… even for a city kid.

Pelican brief

No, not a John Grisham novel…a brief blog post featuring a couple of bird photos from this afternoon! Taking a break from some frustrating yard work, I found myself poking around near some water where these guys were hanging out. Thankfully some of them were also circling overhead, providing some practice with moving subjects for this amateur photographer.

I just ate a fish THIS BIG!

That’s about the best caption I could come up with for this picture of one of the gang gliding in to join the rest. It was a much more graceful landing than the one I caught out near Crystal Springs a while back!

Thursday clouds

There I was, out at the Game and Fish OWLS site east of Bismarck, when I looked up. What a neat formation of clouds! I thought I’d share them with you.

This post reminds me of the Thursday Night Sunset run of posts I did a while back. Then I ran into the difficulty of catching every Thursday night sunset…or perhaps a particular Thursday sky would be quite lame. Now I just go for quality, not regularity.

When you find bunnies hiding in your grass, it’s definitely time to mow it. Can I qualify for CRP within city limits? Actually, the lawn did get mowed tonight. My bunny will have to hide in a neighbor’s yard now, or perhaps in my wife’s beautiful flower beds. I caught him in there the other evening, actually.

I’m one of those guys who takes 15 minutes after mowing the lawn to give the mower a beat-down maintenance session: make sure the blade and deck are clean, give it a head-to-toe cleaning, spray the blade with WD-40 or something so it doesn’t rust, and an all-over inspection. That’s also a good time to make sure that no bolts have worked their way loose or anything as well. It may sound a little overboard, but I bet my mower lasts for 20 years. My dad always taught me: “If you take good care of a tool, it’ll take good care of you.”

Something you don’t see in Bismarck every day

I love Ferrari automobiles. Cars as a general rule are pretty lame and boring, but not those fancy Italian machines. So when a guy is out taking pictures and spots a bright yellow 355 Spyder sitting there, that’s an event. Not only are such cars a little rare in western North Dakota, that yellow is very eye-catching.

Of course, even driving around in the truck with my open camera bag on the passenger seat can’t prepare me for every picture. There was a time in Sibley Park where I glanced over to see an owl taking off with a snake in its claws…there just wasn’t time to get the camera steady before he’d flown off. The same situation happened with this Italian machine.

This is the picture I actually got. Street signs are quite useful but tend to get in the way whenever a guy tries taking pictures downtown. No worries…it’s removable quickly and easily. But with all the buzz about Photoshopped pictures in the mainstream media these days, I like to be open about mine. There’s a great sense of satisfaction in getting a unique photograph, and I’d hate to have any speculation about whether any of mine are real. There are plenty of sites you can go to for doctored photographs…this is not one of them.

What a drag…line

So I found myself standing at the bottom of the boom of a BIG dragline crane yesterday. While a piece of equipment on board was being serviced, the gentleman up those steps is inspecting specific sections on the boom. This is a regular safety procedure, and I guess he figured this would also be a good use of the momentary downtime. I was *almost* crazy enough to say I’d follow him. The problem with those grated steps isn’t going up them, it’s coming down. They’re hard to see if you’re not used to them, and it’s hard not to focus on the ground below. And this picture may not convey it, but that is a very steep upward angle. Yikes!

See how steep that is? And it’s enormous, too. The house of the crane itself is about three or four times the size of my house. It certainly dwarfs the Suburbans parked on either side, doesn’t it? I also took some shots from the top of the back end of the housing, but pictures just do NOT do justice to the scale of this thing. And it isn’t even the biggest one in the state, to my knowledge.

Duck!

I caught these two hanging out in a little wetland on some reclaimed mining land. I don’t think they need to fear being hunted here, so they really weren’t as skittish as most ducks I’ve tried to photograph. They just kept rooting around while I stood by. Of all the sights of North Dakota’s wildlife, ducks feeding with their tail pointing straight up has got to be one of the funniest. If they were in sand instead of water, you could say the one on the right is a Democrat!

Unique theft deterrent

That’s odd…driving across the Memorial Bridge, catching something out of the corner of your eye…and yikes! It’s hovering oxy-acetylene tanks! It’s just a coincidence that they happen to be at eye level from the bridge, but it’s a pretty neat anti-theft technique for job sites.

When the crew wraps up at the end of the day, they can simply gather any equipment that might grow legs overnight by appealing to would-be thieves and attach it to the cranes. They then lift it in the air, lock up for the night, and go home assured their equipment will remain until morning. Another purpose is keeping the crane’s ball and hook weighted so the wind can’t play with it. It’s not a bad plan.

So, unless you’re a crane operator and a locksmith, you’re out of luck trying to make off with any free equipment from this site. I’ve even seen some job sites where a 4×4 ATV hangs suspended from the crane…it’s a clever and unique anti-theft mechanism, and I applaud whoever came up with this idea. I’m guessing it works pretty well!