There are 10 kinds of people…those who can read binary and those who can’t

I spotted this “leetmobile” in a parking lot a while back and had to nab a quick cell phone shot of it. I couldn’t actually tell you if the binary code thereon means anything, since I haven’t remembered how to read binary code since the 1980s. While I’ve blurred out the license plate, I can tell you that it’s a ham radio operator plate. That means the owner of this car is likely quite tech-savvy, even beyond spraying ones and zeros across the hood of his little Ford.

Here’s a little more information about binary code. It’s basically a way of breaking down letters and numbers to the simplest form, combinations of ones and zeros. “10” means 2, which is why I made the joke in the title.

I actually spent way more of my time as an old Apple II geek using hexadecimal numbers and can still convert it to regular numbers in my head (although not quite as quickly as I could back during the Reagan era). It’s commonly used to program website colors, which is why I like the joke “Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all my base, are belong to you.” That’s also only funny if you get the corny 80s video game reference.

Okay, now I’ve illustrated my geekdom. No, it’s not my car. 🙂

Barnstorming our cities through Tuesday

The American Barnstormers Tour flew into town today and made quite a popular appearance at the Bismarck Airport. I showed up just after noon and the place was crawling with enthusiastic patrons.

Not only were there plenty of vintage aircraft both on the tarmac and in the air, but a plethora of antigue cars adorned the area as well. Some even matched the aircraft quite nicely! Note the attentive pilot doing some detail work on his plane’s windshield.

This plane had far more wood used in its construction than I would ever have expected. Let’s take a look inside…

Why yes, those windows DO have cranks. Have you ever rolled down your window while on a commuter flight before? I didn’t think so.

This photo does not do this little bathroom justice. The doorway is just barely high enough for my 3-year-old to walk through without ducking! He thought a potty just his side was pretty cool.

Even though the hangar was mostly empty, that didn’t stop a lot of people from mulling around and eyeing the old building. Its construction is really cool, actually. I should have photographed the arcing wooden rafters.

The oldest entry in the shoe: the 1909 Bleriot. Pretty wild looking, isn’t it? The cross-section of the wing is pretty neat, too. Instead of the teardrop shape you’d expect, it’s actually an arc-shaped wing. Come check it out Monday or Tuesday.

The antithesis of a modern jetliner cockpit: three gauges and a stick. I couldn’t see what kind of pedals it might have, but I did see a modern transponder or radio device on the left.

While it was a bit breezy, making things very interesting for the dozens I saw taking rides in the classic biplanes, the weather was perfect for this kind of event. Hopefully things continue for the next couple of days, so everybody who wants to take it in can do so.

One last shot: an airplane with a steering wheel? Well, two actually. The craftsmanship on these old airplanes is remarkable. They really are a unique sight to behold, and admission is free. Make sure you take the opportunity to visit Bismarck Airport in the next couple of days, or your chance will fly away!

Buggies & Blues 2010

The thing about Buggies and Blues is that there are so many cool cars, old and new, that it just doesn’t work to try to feature them all. And while there are a lot of respectable classics in the show, I’m really there just to see the unique ones. Cars for the most part don’t really do it for me, since I’m a motorcycle fanatic and recovering roadracer. I knew my toddlers would love it though, so we took a trek through most of the show before their little legs tired out. Here’s some of what we saw.

This rock crawler looked like a blast…the boys both wanted to get into it, but of course I had to explain that these cars were not for us to drive…just to appreciate.

We didn’t sample any of the homemade ice cream generated by this antique contraption, since we’d all three be in trouble with Mommy if we came back sans appetit.

I complemented the owner of this classic Jaguar roadster, since it definitely falls into the “unique” category for me.

My boys and I are big Jeep fans, even though we don’t own one (yet), and this Army jeep with matching trailer caught everybody’s eye right away. Notice all the different accessories strapped to it, ready for duty!

This car always wins my award for “most stuff that opens.”

My “Best in Show” award, if I awarded one, would go to this awesome Trans Am with matching trailer! It’s way too cool. The trailer even has working doors. I was always partial to these cars as a kid.

While I admired this simple Mustang ragtop, my boys were busy sweet-talking their way into getting permission to play in its toy counterpart. My boys are VERY well behaved and polite, traits that help them worm their way into a lot of fun places.

They had to check out Vince & Larry’s cousin Chip, of course.

Part of the antique John Deere collection. There were machines in this area that I never knew John Deere made, all in amazing condition.

Yes, my kids asked if we could buy it. They also liked the stuffed Taz on the front. Think of the wheelies I could do with this beast!

We also got to sit in a couple of the fire engines parked in the garage at the fire station and took in a lot of fine classic automobiles. We had to cut things short because of tired little legs and the sun began to beat down pretty hard on blond heads. The boys had a blast and had plenty of things to tell Mommy about. They also had a really fun time at the morning Fly-In at the Mandan Municipal Airport…and photos of that excursion are coming soon, too!

Pretty sharp, but I bet it’s hard to pop a wheelie

From my “There’s something you don’t see every day” department comes this photo of Dan on his late-1800s style bicycle! I spotted him while driving down River Road and knew I had to get a few shots.

Isn’t this cool? It looks just like a blast back to the late 19th century. The high center of gravity along with that really short wheelbase and large wheel probably make this an activity unsuitable for the faint of heart.

By the way, I got a TON of Buggies & Blues photos this weekend with my family. Once I’ve sorted through some of the coolest ones, they’ll appear here. Stay tuned!

The coolest “Mustang with a Geo Metro engine” you’ll find

This beautiful specimen of aircraft is a homebuilt replica of a P-51 Mustang. It’s not a shiny metal-skinned plane, and it’s certainly much smaller, but it sure is sweet looking. The builder paid a lot of attention to detail!

As you see from the side, this tiny little one-seater is pretty compact, with clean lines and a nice gray and black paint job.

The biggest surprise: Inside the nose sits a three-cylinder engine from a Geo Metro! I’m pretty sure that fact makes this the only Geo-powered “Mustang” in existence.

Beautiful. This plane looks graceful even while tethered to the tarmac.

I didn’t have time to hang around for some aerial shots, but had just enough to time to work some angles and thank the owner. I also didn’t want to be too big an interruption to the EAA meeting.

Now if only there were some real machine gun controls in here… 🙂 It’s a tight fit but it looks like the canopy offers amazing visibility.

Nice tail. Again I just have to admire the craftsmanship. It’s no surprise; I run into plenty of North Dakotans who display remarkable ingenuity as inventors and artisans.

One last beauty shot before I said my goodbyes and hopped back in the truck. I had an appointment to make, so I was unable to spend more time looking at and photographing this work of airborne art.

Talons spotted in Bismarck yesterday

I was out with my little boys yesterday afternoon and noticed something very eye-catching as we drove past the airport on our way home: a pair of Air Force jets, T-38 Talons. Sweet! They were parked on the tarmac near Executive Air and preparing for flight, so the fellas and I grabbed a spot of fence to watch ’em.

This one was up and running already when we got there, while the other one was about to spin up on the APU. These jets are pretty quiet from the front, thankfully.

Soon they began to taxi to the end of the runway, cockpit canopies open, and then they took off in quick formation. My boys were thrilled to see “fighter jets” (yes, I know they’re trainers and not armed) and surprised at how fast they were. There were a few other onlookers over by EA to see these supersonic beauties take flight. Wow, talk about great timing, eh?

Things to do before stomping your thirteen million pound machine across the highway

In order for Tuesday’s dragline walk, enormous preparations had to be made. For instance, a gap in the power lines running parallel to Highway 83 had to be made. The machines are simply too tall to go under. The railroad tracks had to be covered as well.

Next, a compacted dirt road several feet thick had to be constructed. This served the purpose of protecting the paved road as well as creating a level deck for the scoop and draglines to traverse.

Crews worked from each side of Highway 83, meeting in the middle. Enormous excavators filled dump trucks, which deposited their dirt at the end of the constructed road on their side. Big dozers pushed it into place, and the biggest grader I’ve ever seen did the grooming.

A bed of shredded straw was placed on the highway prior to the dirt work, presumably to aid in the cleanup. This way the dirt wasn’t plastered onto the roadway below. I got to stand really close to where these guys were doing their dirt work, but at a safe distance. Of course I brought my hard hat, vest, and safety glasses with, and I had an escort the whole time to make sure I wasn’t too close.

With the road complete, it was time to get the “small” stuff across. The two machines in this shot are on tracks, simply driving across instead of the meticulous “walking” of the big dragline.

This equipment is electric, running with giant extension cords that lead back to the power plant. When they need to take a trek like this, the smaller ones are powered by a generator on a trailer. The truck follows dutifully behind or beside this scoop shovel as it tracks across.

For bigger equipment such as this tracked dragline or the big Chief Ironsides, they operate tethered to their usual power source. There’s a new power cable waiting for them on the other side.

This “little” tractor isn’t so little. Its sole purpose in life is to guide the electrical cable supplying power to the big dragline. It’s got a hoop-shaped guide on the back that is used to push the cable around to where it needs to be.

Now that everybody’s across, they’re working their way to the new mine site. Then it will be business as usual for at least another twenty or thirty years! There was a dedicated crew for this task; the rest of the mine’s operations didn’t skip a beat. Talk about a daunting task: close the highway, build a new road capable of handing a thirteen million pound load, get the equipment across, then remove that road…all within 24 hours. Great job, gang! That’s an impressive day’s work.

I’m so excited that I was able to be here for this occasion, since it isn’t going to happen again for a long time. It was cold and windy, but it was worth it. I had to park the Suburban sideways with the camera in the back, shooting out an open window, for my time stuff. The wind was just a little too strong. Thankfully I dressed really warm, and had a real blast! See you in twenty or thirty years, I suppose.

Why did the dragline cross the road? To get to the other side

One thing I love about this business is being able to go where few are able. That was the case today as I was on site for the move of the Falkirk Mine’s dragline “Chief Ironsides” from the west side of Highway 83 to the east side.

Weather delayed things a bit, but we finally got going just before sunset. That made for some challenges with shooting video. Stills are one thing in low light, but HD video is another. The main shot I was set up for was a time lapse of the roadway crossing, and the light was changing on me very quickly.

It was quite dark by the time the thirteen million pound behemoth, controlled by a woman named Melody, crossed the road. There was a thick dirt road constructed across Highway 83 just for this purpose, since the dragline needs a level deck for moving. It also protected the highway from the immense weight of the machine.

I froze myself silly, but I got the shots. I had one HD camera doing the 1080p time lapse while I ran around getting other angles and video footage with a second HD camera. Of course I kept my trusty still camera bag with me at all times. I can most more later, but right now I’m exhausted and glad to be out of that wind and cold.

Visitor from the 4×4 Galaxie (pun intended)

If you’ve read this blog for a while, you know that I take great amusement from seeing the different 4×4 creations and amalgamations that I occasionally spot around town. My boys and I were out in the truck tonight and spotted this creation just before sunset: a Ford Galaxie on a ’79 Ford F150 chassis!

I got to talk to the owner of this beast for a minute, and he said that the transformation took a mere four days due to a lot of planning. It’s a really nice piece of work, I must say. This creation was only recently finished, but I bet you’ll spot it around town soon!

I’d say this whole homemade 4×4 thing is getting out of hand…but isn’t that the point? I’d hate to discourage this kind of creativity and ingenuity. Besides, it’s exactly the opposite of what liberals want us to do, drive silly little death traps in a vain attempt to “save” the planet they worship.

For any of you who haven’t seen them all, here are a few of the other creations I’ve spotted in Bismarck-Mandan:

My boys and I spotted this rugged looking Ford Van conversion last year. Yep, it’s a dually; it’s got four tires on the back. I guess it’s ready for some heavy cargo, since it can’t pull a fifth wheel trailer. Interesting.

This little Gremlin conversion scores big points for the license plate: MOGWAI.
 

Nothing says class like a Mercedes sedan. Apparently if you don’t like the ride height, it’s possible to give it a little boost (along with some four wheel drive for good measure).

Equally classy is the Cadillac sedan, which happens to bolt on to a Suburban (by the look of things) chassis. The step rails are a bonus in my book. This is in the nicest shape of all the conversions I’ve seen.

Knight Rider had a lot of gadgets, but I’m pretty sure that four wheel drive and a Vortec V6 were not among them. There’s a ZR-2 model S-10 chassis underneath this Firebird.

There’s one other 4×4 I haven’t seen around here since the mid 1990s: a pinkish-red pearl El Camino, or possibly Ranchero, which was last seen on the used car lot at Cedric Theel. Who knows where it eventually ended up. If I spot that one, I’ll count my collection complete. Of course, that’s what I said before I saw the Gremlin.

Bringin’ the roof down…well, actually peeling it off

I was on my way to a decisive victory on the air hockey table at Midway Lanes, when I had to do a double-take. This truck was parked in front of the Dakota Maid Bakery building. Something looked a little weird about the top and back of the truck. Yep, when I turned around to take a look, I knew my peripheral vision had been correct.

Owie. I’m not sure exactly where this damage was performed, but it sure looked ugly. The top of the truck was literally peeled back. The roll-up door was up, so I’m guessing they just parked it and transferred the cargo to a new truck. Bummer.

That reminded me of the other day, when I was sitting in a McDonald’s with my boys. A little truck came by with a ladder in the back, propped up against the cab. It was clearly too high to make it through most drive-thrus, and I heard another table of customers remark about it. The truck went around the back in the drive-thru lane, but we never saw what transpired. When you have two toddlers and a lot of ketchup handy, there’s not much time to be gawking at the parking lot.

I could tell some funny insider stories about the KFYR-TV live truck with the antenna mast on top of it, but I’ll just leave that to your imagination 😉