About that new Scheels…

As you may have heard, the new Scheels store in Fargo opened its doors on July 1st. I was down there for a freelance telecast just two days prior to the opening, but didn’t get a chance to get down to the store until last week. It’s quite impressive! Here’s a quick tour:

This store has just about everything…lots of different beverages are on sale right when you walk in, and there’s a little food/drink area in the back of the store on the main level.

There are various displays of different US Presidents all over the store, and you’ll notice the aircraft hanging in the background (minus its engine…that’s fake). There are also numerous benches located around the store, some next to the Presidential displays, where you can have a seat and just have a look around.

Before you can get on the escalators going upstairs, you will pass the ferris wheel in the center of the store. You can have your picture taken on the wheel and put on a t-shirt for a fee.

Upstairs there’s a shooting gallery you can play for fifty cents, and other shooting games etc. near the gun department. I also saw a couple of AR-15 rifles there I’d have loved to bring home, but those may have to wait a while. There were also a ton of LCD flat screens playing DVDs in many departments.

This Scheels is the corporate headquarters now, which explains the size of it. In addition to having more selection than before, they have gone the whole outfitter route like Cabella’s has, in addition to having even a souvenir / home decor section. For things like bikes and that sort of thing, they don’t have a selection that’s any more impressive than any other Scheels store I’ve visited. That’s not to say that they’re lacking, though. And the gun section, to which our crew made a beeline, is pretty large.

Now it’ll be interesting to see what they do with the Bismarck Scheels, once they move into the current Target store location.

There be dragons about

This beastie has made my yard his home this year, and has chased down and eaten a lot of bugs in return. I found him perched on my clothesline pole yesterday. Oh, okay..it’s more of a motorcycle parts line than a clothesline, but you get the picture.

There have been a lot of enormous dragonflies buzzing about lately. This is also a good time for damselflies…if you can find any wetland areas in this drought, poke around in the weeds and you’ll find thousands of little dragonflies and damselflies in an assortment of colors!

New “Strip Mall of America” stretching over 1/6 of North Dakota

Those wacky satirists at The Onion have put North Dakota in their sights again. I was perusing tonight and came across this article about a “Strip Mall of America.” It looks like whoever wrote it either knows how to read an ND map, did their research, or both. Sure, anyone can fill in the correct town names…but when they start mentioning things like the Ben Franklin and Jo-Ann Fabrics, I start to think they know this state pretty well.

I like The Onion. I first found out about it years ago from my friend Stacy (no, not the one I married) in Milwaukee, where this paper is based. It’s a local paper, actually, but is so darn funny that it gets widespread circulation on paper and online. Sure, some of it is politically opposite of my beliefs, and I wish there wasn’t a single swear word in it, but most of The Onion’s fake news is palatable.

These guys are the ones who brought us such gems as “North Dakota Found to be Harboring Nuclear Missiles” back when we were pursuing action against Saddam’s Iraq, “South Dakota Asked to Water North Dakota’s Crops Over the Weekend,” “North Dakota Leads Nation in Parking Availability,” “North Dakota Not Heard From in 48 Hours,” and others.

So if you love satire, fake news, and can tune out an occasional profanity, check out the above articles featuring North Dakota from the witty chaps over at The Onion.

Mike Kalvoda: actor, writer, graphic novelist…game show contestant?

Mike Kalvoda is a Mandan native, a friend of mine from high school. I’m sure he’s had many claims to fame, but one of the most locally well known would be his stint on the Family Feud with his mom Lila, and his cousins Ken, Mark, and Rick.

As I recall, the way Mike told it was that he was really bored with one of his drama classes and decided to write a notebook full of “I want to be on Family Feud” and send it in. He did so with over 10,000 lines, if I remember correctly. It worked, and he and the gang were on five episodes of Family Feud, one of the series’ favorite families ever!

That’s not the only game show Mike earned a spot on: he’s also been on The Price is Right, where he won A NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW CAR! in “Lucky Seven”, three episodes of “100%” with Casey Kasem; and “To Tell the Truth” where he impersonated his way to four incorrect votes as a human calculator. Thanks to IMDB for that one…they sure are a wealth of information!

You can check out Mike’s website for more accomplishments, such as a Pepto Bismol commercial and a “Will & Grace” episode. But I think the one he’s hoping for the most interest in is his treatment of the hit movie “Final Destination” as a graphic novel, published by Zenescope Entertainment. He’s done two issues, and I think he’s going after Grimm’s Fairy Tales next.

I haven’t seen Mike in quite a while, since he’s part of the Hollywood crowd and I live…well, here. Last year his mom paid me a visit at the Medora Musical during the intermission, thanks to my friend “Gentleman Wade Westin” announcing that the newlywed Clint and Stacy were seated front row center. I might have to come up with some little-known information about Wade next…I owe him one! Too bad he’s not hosting the Musical this year.

Anyway, props to Mike. I miss ya, buddy. I know your last trip back was for a family emergency, but please don’t forget to look up this blogger the next time you pass through!

A brief history lesson

It’s our church’s 25th anniversary this October, and some of the church ladies are putting together a scrapbook of sorts to commemorate the occasion. I decided to investigate the history of the building where our church is located, as it’s very old. I didn’t know how old.

The building, which doesn’t look quite like the NDSHS photo above, has been around for a long, long time. I’ve spent some time in the county archives and am piecing together a complete history. Here are some interesting facts I’ve found:

The railroad was apparently granted a pretty big easement on either side of the tracks when it came through here; the land the church sits on, on 7th and Avenue C, is in the Northern Pacific 2nd Addition part of town. The land was transferred from the railroad to a number of private owners until Trinity Lutheran Church purchased it in 1912 and built a church there. That church was later sold in 1926 and has changed hands many times since. It became Open Door Baptist Church in 1981 (thus the 25th anniversary) and I’m still filling in the gaps therebetween. I can tell so far that it has been a 7th Day Adventists church, a Menonnite Brethren church, and at least two different Baptist churches.

My searches on the computer only got me so far back; from there I switched to microfilm cards, and those got me back a little further. But the most interesting (and time consuming) work has been flipping pages in the huge old 120-year-old books in the county archives. Talk about neat! I went from my adventures in a nanotechnology center Thursday to handling books from the 1800s on Friday. What a week.

Here are some other interesting Bismarck facts I have dug up recently:

Bismarck was originally named Edwinton, named after Edwin Johnson of Vermont. He was the man who came up with the suggestion for a transcontinental railroad.

They changed the name to Bismarck to try to get Otto von Bismarck to kick in some venture capital and invest in the railroad, the lifeblood of the city.

Bismarck became the territorial capitol by offering land and cash — $100,000 and 160 acres. Logically, it then became North Dakota’s capitol when we achieved statehood. I was on assignment last week with some guys from the federal government, and they asked Governor Hoeven about the capitol site…at that time, someone from the state came up with a slightly smaller number than 160 acres. Some of it may have been portioned off for other uses.

Some names you might find familiar if you read street signs:

– Sweet and Bowen were to engineers who worked on the layout of the city in its early planning stages.

– Grant Marsh wasn’t a bridge, he was the captain of the Far West riverboat, ferrying people and cargo across the Missouri River.

– Alexander McKenzie owned the hotel that later became the Patterson, on 5th and Main.

– John Yegen owned a bakery on Main Avenue, and it’s now an attraction at Buckstop Junction east of Bismarck.

– Belle Mehus was a Bismarck piano teacher for many years.

Did you know that the CAT isn’t the first bus system that Bismarck had? Or that a trolley ran up 4th street from Main Avenue to the Capitol? Or that, during the railroad’s heyday, Bismarck was called “the wickedest town in America” due to its saloons and rowdy passers-through?

These and a lot of other facts and photos are out there if you just hunt around. For instance, the walls at the Peacock Alley have lots of old photos of downtown Bismarck. I highly recommend a book titled “Images of America: Bismarck, North Dakota” by local author Cathy Langemo, from which the above names are taken. She seems to have done some really fun research and compiled some photos as well. The book’s ISBN number is 0-7385-2000-4 and it can be found in the local interest section of Barnes & Noble.

Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird…it’s a plane…

It’s a big honkin’ alligator! Or is it a crocodile? I can’t tell from here. This was one of the giant flying creatures and shapes flying just north of Horizon Middle School.

If you were anywhere in North Bismarck, you could have seen these dotting the horizon (no pun intended) north of town. What wasn’t so easy to see from a distance was the actual scale of these floating objects. They’re HUGE!

As you can see, these are pretty enormous. They’re part of the Prairie Rose State Games. There were a bunch of different animals and shapes flying out there, all of these much too large for some guy to just stand there with a reel of string and hold them in place. They were on heavy duty lines, anchored to the ground.

There were guys running around like crazy, getting the different kites up in the air. They had many of them on display, a couple of them easily over a hundred feet long with their tails. Some of them flew pretty automatically, others spent plenty of time up and down.

Here’s another picture for a sense of perspective. The tiny people in the lower right of the photo include a KXMB photographer. I don’t think KFYR was on top of this one.

I just got better looking…

…because this suit covers most of my face! This is the kind of neat suit one must wear to enter the Class 10,000 clean rooms at the NDSU Center for Nanoscale Science and Engineering, located in the new technology park on NDSU’s campus in Fargo.

I got to spend much of the day in some of the clean rooms, biotech labs, an aquarium, and chemistry labs where cutting edge technology is advancing through cooperation between NDSU and private businesses. For a geek like me, this is like being a kid in a candy store.

I was hoping I’d get the suit with the little plastic helmet on it, like Dr. Evil wore in the Austin Powers movies…then I could pretend I was in this Postal Service music video, one of my favorites of the 21st century.

It was fun watching the robotic equipment print templates for tiny circuit boards, while other robots would attach the components to the board, while techs would examine finished products under microscopes. There were other guys doing microscopic alignment of templates for extremely tiny circuitry, and tons of gadgets everywhere. One of the interesting items manufactured by Alien Technologies, one of the partners here, is RFID chips the size of a pepper flake! The work on nanotechnology is wild; for example, they’re working on these nano-IC’s (integrated circuits) that are so small, you can fit a bunch of them inside the “D” stamped on a Denver-minted US dime.

There was SO much cool stuff for a geek to see here, and it’s a shining example of the enormous effort our state government is making toward North Dakota’s future development in technology and industry. More to come…

We’ll see your painted ponies, and raise you some painted bison

Yep, Fargo’s doing it too…but they’ve got painted Bison instead of painted ponies. I saw this one at the Downtown Street Fair, which opened today (Thursday). There was a cooler one over by the F-M Community Theater, but I didn’t have the time to snap a photo of that one.

Obviously the only retaliatory response is to begin planning on the Catch a Painted Moose campaign; while not necessarily bigger than a bison, it would certainly be on par — and cooler.

I imagine these were chosen over ponies because of NDSU’s mascot, the Bison. One has to chuckle at the though of Grand Forks following suit. Can you imagine the outrage over a “Catch a Painted Sioux” campaign? Ouch.

Luke Graner at Starbuck’s on Tuesday nights

Luke played at the south Starbuck’s tonight, out on the patio. Despite the heat, it is actually quite comfortable there, because it’s in the shade in the evening. Luke’s going to be playing Tuesdays at 7:00 pm, and I urge you to stop in for a listen.

Jaxon, Luke’s oldest son, joined in for one tune tonight… so he gets his photo on the ol’ blog. Luke played a lot of our favorites, plus some songs from Curious Yello, the band he was in back in the college days. They’re not that far back, are they, Luke? By the way, if you’re looking for some Curious Yello music, check out their album “Wish” on iTunes by clicking below:

Curious Yello - Wish - Wish

Luke would probably describe his music as acoustic indie folk or something like that. I just describe it as good. One thing that’s cool is that he transforms into a one-man band by using a digital device called a Boomerang to record and loop samples of his voice or an instrument, then accompany himself…live, and on the fly! It’s really sweet and looks like it takes some talented feet to control it.

Certain of Luke’s original songs, “Chameleon” for example (my current favorite), have an ethereal quality to them that I really Wish (pun intended) I would have had back in the 80’s when there were far more stargazing nights with Michele and my pals.

Tuesdays. Starbucks. 7:00 pm.