For sale: one low-mileage cow, rear wheel drive, $500

“Interesting trades considered?” No, I didn’t see that on the sign…it’s just that I’m a Seinfeld fan, and have to put that in there. This interesting item was parked along the highway and merited a second look. I’m not sure if it’s a two-seater or what kind of mileage it gets. If you have any questions, contact me and I’ll give you the phone number.

Those aren’t Crunchberries™

I caught this bird hanging out atop a bush full of food along the river north of Bismarck. There are a lot of places to pick juneberries, chokecherries, and other natural treats. Of course, for a bird it’s much easier to get to those places and eat freely. That’s what this bird was up to. Such leisure for a bird is fleeting, however; the cold winter is just around the corner. Better get ready to stock up those feeders!